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BREAKING: New Pope Accidentally Causes Crypto Market Boom Panic turned to profit this morning as the newly elected Pope, during his first blessing, reportedly raised both hands and unintentionally formed the bull horns gesture. Within minutes $BTC Bitcoin surged 12% $ETH Ethereum lit a virtual votive candle And a new meme coin â $PopeCoin â was born, baptized, and listed on 7 exchanges Analysts are calling it "divine market intervention", while skeptics insist it was just a gesture for peace... or maybe price discovery. When asked about the surge, His Holiness simply replied: "Let there be light... volume." #BTCBackto100K
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Breaking: Vatican to Launch HolyCoin In a divine twist no prophet saw coming, the Vatican has reportedly announced plans to launch its own cryptocurrency: HolyCoin â the only coin with built-in forgiveness for failed trades. Sources say the new Pope sees blockchain as âGodâs ledger, but decentralized.â Key features include: Proof of Faith consensus mechanism Miracle-based staking Weekly confession airdrops for sinners holding meme coins Rumors swirl that the first NFT will be a holographic bread-and-wine combo titled âLast Supper: Deluxe Drop.â Truly, the Lord works in mysterious protocols. #TradeOfTheWeek #PopeLeoXIV
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