BREAKING: New Pope Accidentally Causes Crypto Market Boom
Panic turned to profit this morning as the newly elected Pope, during his first blessing, reportedly raised both hands and unintentionally formed the bull horns gesture.
Within minutes $BTC Bitcoin surged 12%
$ETH Ethereum lit a virtual votive candle
And a new meme coin — $PopeCoin — was born, baptized, and listed on 7 exchanges
Analysts are calling it "divine market intervention", while skeptics insist it was just a gesture for peace... or maybe price discovery.
When asked about the surge, His Holiness simply replied: "Let there be light... volume."
