Breaking: Vatican to Launch HolyCoin
In a divine twist no prophet saw coming, the Vatican has reportedly announced plans to launch its own cryptocurrency: HolyCoin — the only coin with built-in forgiveness for failed trades.
Sources say the new Pope sees blockchain as “God’s ledger, but decentralized.”
Key features include:
Proof of Faith consensus mechanism
Miracle-based staking
Weekly confession airdrops for sinners holding meme coins
Rumors swirl that the first NFT will be a holographic bread-and-wine combo titled “Last Supper: Deluxe Drop.”
Truly, the Lord works in mysterious protocols.
