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"Attention students!" The magic professor V was rubbing his bald spot, "When casting smart contract magic at Ethereum Academy, your spell must be precise to every byte—last time a Muggle wrote ERC20 as EX Curry Stick, directly summoning the most expensive bowl of Japanese food in the entire network!"

The cafeteria lady suddenly interjected: "Gas fees have gone up again! Now eating a slice of pizza requires splitting it into eight bites!" The apprentices in the room wailed in despair, with someone performing on the spot, pledging their NFT avatar to the neighboring Binance Zoo's Shiba Inu.

Suddenly, alarms went off; it turned out a freshman was drawing Old Ding on the blockchain using Solidity code, and every transaction was accompanied by a soul joke. V announced while rubbing his forehead: "Congratulations, you have created the first-ever gas fee burner that tells jokes in history."

(In Ethereum, code is law, and gas fees are fart taxes—every spark of inspiration requires you to first pay the methane fee to the miners!)