#XRPETF
Once upon a time, there was a coin called XRP, which had an "XRP army" with the slogan: "To the moon, but with legal briefs!"
The lawsuit between XRP and the SEC is longer than "Game of Thrones." In 2023, the judge said, "XRP is not a security," and the XRP army popped champagne to celebrate, but the SEC immediately pulled out the appeal: "Season two renewed!" Ripple's legal department calmly stated, "An appeal? This is just advertising for the industry!"
In 2024, Trump returned to the White House with the slogan "Make Crypto Great Again," appointing a new SEC chair - a former Dogecoin miner. Overnight, the probability of XRP ETF approval on Polymarket soared to over 70%, and netizens joked: "Trump's tweets are more effective than technical analysis!"
BlackRock secretly applied for an XRP ETF, and Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse responded with a mysterious smile: "I don't comment, but those who know, know." The XRP community erupted: "BlackRock is here, our rocket fuel has arrived!"
Standard Chartered Bank analyst Geoffrey Kendrick adjusted his glasses: "XRP ETF? See you in 2025!" The price of XRP performed a "roller coaster" - rising to $3.3 and then crashing down, lawyer Bill Hogan complained: "This price drop is less natural than my hairline!"
