#XRPETF

Once upon a time, there was a coin called XRP, which had an "XRP Army" with the slogan: "To the moon, but with legal briefs!"

The lawsuit between XRP and the SEC is longer than "Game of Thrones." In 2023, the judge said, "XRP is not a security," and the XRP Army popped champagne to celebrate, but the SEC immediately pulled out an appeal: "Season two renewed!" Ripple's legal department calmly stated, "An appeal? This is just free advertising for the industry!"

In 2024, Trump returned to the White House with the slogan "Make Crypto Great Again," appointing a new SEC chairman—a former Dogecoin miner. Overnight, the probability of XRP ETF approval on Polymarket soared to over 70%, and netizens joked: "Trump's tweets are more effective than technical analysis!"

BlackRock secretly applied for an XRP ETF, and Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse smiled mysteriously: "I won’t comment, but those who know, know." The XRP community was ecstatic: "BlackRock is here, our rocket fuel has arrived!"

Standard Chartered Bank researcher Geoffrey Kendrick adjusted his glasses: "XRP ETF? See you in 2025!" The price of XRP performed a "roller coaster"—rising to $3.3 and then falling back down, lawyer Bill Hogan complained: "This price drop is less natural than my receding hairline!"