#加密市场反弹

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Bitcoin is dozing on an $80,000 sofa when suddenly awakened by a tweet from Trump: "The U.S. strategic reserve is changing from crude oil to BTC!" Instantly, the whales on Coinbase collectively put on a show of "deliciousness," sweeping up 2,100 Bitcoins in just 72 hours, with even Musk exclaiming, "Faster than I sold the Cybertruck!"

However, **the first rule of the crypto world: good news fully released is bad news, and bad news coming is a scythe**. Just as the retail investors shouted, "The bull is back quickly," a little editor accidentally wrote "BlackRock ETF application approved" instead of "under review," causing Bitcoin to leap to $30,000, and retail investors rushed to leverage up, even the old man trading A-shares next door came to ask, "How do I buy coins?" — only to have the SEC tweet 30 minutes later: "Dear, fake news kills people!"

In an instant, the entire network saw liquidations of $743 million, short sellers cried like babies, and long holders laughed until they had abs. **The second rule of the crypto world: the big players eat meat while you sip soup, and when the big players dump, you get the wind**. A giant whale picked up WBTC for $600,000, but after rumors were dispelled, they tearfully cut their losses at $560,000, making it the "most expensive slip of the year."

At this point, MicroStrategy's CEO Saylor quietly pulled out his notebook: "Dropped? Just right to increase positions!" The company suffered a loss that brought its software business revenue to a ten-year low, yet still insisted on the "Bitcoin perpetual motion machine" strategy, leading the retail investors to exclaim: "This belief is tougher than Musk's Mars plan!"

Ultimately, as the market bounced back and forth between Trump's "tariff stick" and Harris's "crypto cold shoulder," **the seasoned investors summarized while smoking: "Bull markets have more crashes, bear markets have more zombies. Is your leverage over 3x? Do you think you're a clone of Sun Ge (referring to Justin Sun)?"**

"In bear markets, accumulate chips; in bull markets, count the eggs; survive the storm, and you will see a new blue ocean."