š„ "Bitcoin ETF Bros Are Killing Crypto (And Youāre Letting Them)"
Bitcoinās ETF boom isnāt a wināitās a corporate hijack. BTC is now Wall Streetās golden retriever, while altcoins are left begging. The MITrade report shows Bitcoinās fate is tied to politics and ETFs, while your favorite alts fight for scraps.
Whatās Happening?
Bitcoin ETFs are a Boomer Trap: $36.4B poured in, turning BTC into an S&P 500 side hustle.
Altcoins? More Like Alt-Cope: Institutions hoard BTC & ETH, leaving Solana & Toncoin as hype men.
Trumpās Flip-Flop: BTC pumps on election news, proving itās just another political meme.
Stablecoins Rule Everything: DeFi survives on duct-taped dollar pegs.
The Harsh Truth
Crypto isnāt deadāitās just wearing a suit. Either stack BTC, start a meme coin, or get left behind.
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