It didn’t end with a rug. It ended with a whisper. A server once overflowing with memes, moon chants, and pure degen energy… went dead overnight.
🕵️♂️ Rug Pull File #6 – “The Discord Went Silent
There was no chaos. No warnings. Just silence...... like a spell had been broken.
I should’ve known.
Every mod had anime PFPs and cursed names like LiquidityLord69 and YieldYokai. The whitepaper was just a Notion doc with cherry blossoms and vague promises.
But still… the Discord felt alive. Copium was high. People kept saying:
> “The dev is building.” “He’s just ascended.” “This project is spiritual.”
Then one day… nothing.
No announcements. No sticker spam. No cult-like WAGMI chants.
I @everyone’d the chat. No response.
Then came a final message from a mod:
> “The dev has ascended.”
And just like that… they locked the server.
$SAGE was gone. The vibe? Dead. All that was left was me and the echo of my own cope. $XRP $ADA $USDC #ProjectCrypto #RugPullFiles
My therapist said I needed to let go of control… so I let go of my stablecoins and bought the dip. Now he's asking me for token tips mid-session. He doesn’t write prescriptions he sends me altcoin watchlists. Therapy isn’t cheaper. But at least now we both panic on red days. This is either a breakthrough… or a bull trap.
Crypto Therapy Session #5 – “Now My Therapist Buys the Dip”
🧠 Patient File #005 – Co-Dependent Degen
> Therapist: “Tell me what’s stressing you this week.”
Me: “I bought the dip.”
Therapist: “Okay, that’s not so bad.”
Me: “Then it dipped again. So I bought again.”
Therapist: “And then?”
Me: “It dipped more. So I took out a loan to buy that dip too.”
(Therapist starts taking notes… but stops halfway and looks deep in thought.)
Therapist: “...Wait. What token was it?”
Me: “Solana.”
Therapist: “How low did it go?”
Me: “$150.”
(Therapist slowly pulls out phone.)
Me: “Are you... buying the dip?”
Therapist: “Look, if I’m going to hear this every week, I might as well get in early.”
📉 Condition: Financial Projection Disorder 🧠 Side Effects:
Therapist becomes part of your exit strategy
Shared TradingView links during sessions
Co-invested trauma
🛑 Treatment Plan:
Therapist must stop taking investment advice from clients
I joined DeFi for passive income… now I have 14 wallets and trust issues ,Carl has 13 wallets, Jamie needs $300 in gas just to check her ETH and the I joined the support group just for free coffee and “emotional yield with people who took out loans against monkey pictures.....
My Crypto Therapy Session #3 DeFi Dependency Group
🧠 Patient File #003 – Group Session: DeFi Dependency
> Location: Conference Room B – “Decentralized Healing Center”
Therapist: “Welcome to DeFi Dependency Group. Please introduce yourselves.”
Man in hoodie: “Hi, I’m Carl. I got into DeFi for passive income. I now have 13 wallets and can’t remember which one holds my savings.”
Group: “Hi Carl.”
Woman: “Hi, I’m Jamie. I locked my ETH in a liquidity pool and now I can’t withdraw it unless I sacrifice a goat and pay $300 gas.”
Group: “Hi Jamie.”
Me: “Hi, I’m just here for the free coffee and emotional support.”
Therapist: “And how many protocols are you invested in?”
Me: “…all of them.”
Silence.
Therapist: “Okay. Let’s talk about yield farming addiction…”
I got ghosted. Not by a person, but by the market. We were vibing. It flirted with ATH. Then it dipped and never texted back. Now I’m in therapy explaining why sideways movement gives me trust issues.
📍My Crypto Therapy Session #2 – The Market Ghosted Me
🧠 Patient File #002 – Left on Read by the Blockchain
Therapist: “You said you’ve been feeling abandoned lately?”
Me: “Yeah. I thought we had something real. I bought in, I believed... I even introduced it to my mom.”
Therapist: “Who are we talking about?”
Me: “The market. It pumped. We flirted with ATH. And then…”
Therapist: “And then?”
Me: “It disappeared. No goodbye. Just red candles and silence.”
Therapist: “So... the market ghosted you.”
Me: “It didn’t even unfollow me. Just… vanished like a low-cap alt.”
I don’t even sleep anymore I just close my eyes and pray for green candles. $BTC is over $117K and I’m still checking 5 minute charts like I work for Binance. If TradingView had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite.
📍My Crypto Therapy Session #4-I Don’t Sleep, I Chart
🧠 Patient File #004Sleepless in SOL
Therapist: “How are you sleeping these days?”
Me: “Oh I don’t sleep.”
Therapist: “…You don’t sleep?”
Me: “I watch charts. I nap between support levels.”
Therapist: “When was the last time you had 8 hours of sleep?”
Me: “I haven’t had 8 hours since Bitcoin was $48K.”
Therapist: “That was like 2 years ago.”
Me: “Exactly. You think I can relax when ETH is flirting with $4K like a toxic ex?”
Therapist: “Do you have screen time limits?”
Me: “Yes. I ignore them.”
💤 Condition: Candle Chart Insomnia ⚠️ Side Effects:
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