I don’t even sleep anymore I just close my eyes and pray for green candles.
$BTC is over $117K and I’m still checking 5 minute charts like I work for Binance.
If TradingView had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite.
📍My Crypto Therapy Session #4-I Don’t Sleep, I Chart
🧠 Patient File #004Sleepless in SOL
Therapist: “How are you sleeping these days?”
Me: “Oh I don’t sleep.”
Therapist: “…You don’t sleep?”
Me: “I watch charts. I nap between support levels.”
Therapist: “When was the last time you had 8 hours of sleep?”
Me: “I haven’t had 8 hours since Bitcoin was $48K.”
Therapist: “That was like 2 years ago.”
Me: “Exactly. You think I can relax when ETH is flirting with $4K like a toxic ex?”
Therapist: “Do you have screen time limits?”
Me: “Yes. I ignore them.”
💤 Condition: Candle Chart Insomnia
⚠️ Side Effects:
REM = RSI, EMAs = Nightmares
Dreams of liquidation
PTSD from false breakouts
📱 Treatment Plan:
One hour of fresh air
Block TradingView after 10PM
And maybe... touch a tree
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