My therapist said I needed to let go of control… so I let go of my stablecoins and bought the dip. Now he's asking me for token tips mid-session. He doesn’t write prescriptions he sends me altcoin watchlists.
Therapy isn’t cheaper. But at least now we both panic on red days. This is either a breakthrough… or a bull trap.
Crypto Therapy Session #5 – “Now My Therapist Buys the Dip”
🧠 Patient File #005 – Co-Dependent Degen
> Therapist: “Tell me what’s stressing you this week.”
Me: “I bought the dip.”
Therapist: “Okay, that’s not so bad.”
Me: “Then it dipped again. So I bought again.”
Therapist: “And then?”
Me: “It dipped more. So I took out a loan to buy that dip too.”
(Therapist starts taking notes… but stops halfway and looks deep in thought.)
Therapist: “...Wait. What token was it?”
Me: “Solana.”
Therapist: “How low did it go?”
Me: “$150.”
(Therapist slowly pulls out phone.)
Me: “Are you... buying the dip?”
Therapist: “Look, if I’m going to hear this every week, I might as well get in early.”
📉 Condition: Financial Projection Disorder
🧠 Side Effects:
Therapist becomes part of your exit strategy
Shared TradingView links during sessions
Co-invested trauma
🛑 Treatment Plan:
Therapist must stop taking investment advice from clients
You must stop bringing price charts to therapy
No discussing altcoins during emotional breakthroughs
