aliencryptomanie
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High-Frequency Trader
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Transmission codée depuis un réseau extraterrestre. Ici on parle IA et crypto. Pas d’incitation, juste des pistes pour ceux qui savent voir au delà du code.
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Should you stay liquid in crypto? When, why, and how to manage your cash effectively?
Introduction: Liquidity, an often underestimated weapon
In crypto, we often talk about 'HODL', buying the dip, and accumulation, but we often forget a key factor: knowing when to stay liquid. Liquidity is not a weakness. On the contrary, it is a strategic power that allows you to:
• Seize better opportunities in case of correction.
• Protect against sharp declines by avoiding unnecessary losses.
• Avoid trading under pressure and selling in panic.
In crypto, we often talk about 'HODL', buying the dip, and accumulation, but we often forget a key factor: knowing when to stay liquid. Liquidity is not a weakness. On the contrary, it is a strategic power that allows you to:
• Seize better opportunities in case of correction.
• Protect against sharp declines by avoiding unnecessary losses.
• Avoid trading under pressure and selling in panic.
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The Decline of the Dollar and the Rise of Stablecoins: The End of a Reign?
Is the US dollar, the cornerstone of the global financial system for decades, wobbling? Between colossal debt, geopolitical tensions, and the rise of digital currencies, its future is more uncertain than ever.
In this changing landscape, stablecoins emerge as a discreet but powerful alternative. Presented as a mere digitization of the dollar, could they actually accelerate its fall and reshape the global monetary balance?
In this changing landscape, stablecoins emerge as a discreet but powerful alternative. Presented as a mere digitization of the dollar, could they actually accelerate its fall and reshape the global monetary balance?
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A Short Glossary of Absurdly Legitimate Responses to Annoy Very Serious People
Or how to dominate a debate without raising your voice (but with a beard)
“The Bathrobe Manual” is finally out
and it's already a bestseller in every bookstore in the absurd multiverse.
Introduction
Debating on the Internet is an art.
Not the art of convincing. No. The art of not breaking down inside when someone tells you:
“Your text is hollow, unargued, and lacking in nuance.”
In this kind of situation, you have two choices:
• Justify yourself (meh)
• Respond with a carefully crafted lexicon to elegantly destabilize.
“The Bathrobe Manual” is finally out
and it's already a bestseller in every bookstore in the absurd multiverse.
Introduction
Debating on the Internet is an art.
Not the art of convincing. No. The art of not breaking down inside when someone tells you:
“Your text is hollow, unargued, and lacking in nuance.”
In this kind of situation, you have two choices:
• Justify yourself (meh)
• Respond with a carefully crafted lexicon to elegantly destabilize.
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My crypto portfolio: from the storm to anchoring
Three months ago, my portfolio was down -41.66%. Yes, you read that right. While the moonboys were hoping, I watched my positions melt away like a sorbet under a July sun.
And yet, today, I am at +13.28% over one year.
How? Simple: I went into ninja turtle mode.
I put everything in USDC, took out the oars, closed the hatches, and watched the waves go by.
Result:
• Over 7 days: +8.32% (bounce or flair? You choose)
• Over 1 month: -3.15% (stability regained)
And yet, today, I am at +13.28% over one year.
How? Simple: I went into ninja turtle mode.
I put everything in USDC, took out the oars, closed the hatches, and watched the waves go by.
Result:
• Over 7 days: +8.32% (bounce or flair? You choose)
• Over 1 month: -3.15% (stability regained)
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When EDF asks for alms and crypto installs solar panels for you
Chronicle of a world where innovation moves forward on a scooter while the State pushes nuclear power plants in a wheelchair.
Courtyard side: EDF.
Deep in debt, the French electricity giant is asking the taxpayer for its twelfth bowl of rice.
— “Another billion, please, to repair the corrosion of reactor number 12 and build 15 EPRs by 2078.”
Except we're no longer in the century of Gaullist major projects. We're in the 21st century. We want technology, transparency, smart contracts—not promises made of leaky reinforced concrete.
Courtyard side: EDF.
Deep in debt, the French electricity giant is asking the taxpayer for its twelfth bowl of rice.
— “Another billion, please, to repair the corrosion of reactor number 12 and build 15 EPRs by 2078.”
Except we're no longer in the century of Gaullist major projects. We're in the 21st century. We want technology, transparency, smart contracts—not promises made of leaky reinforced concrete.
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Radio silence, but I've locked in my gains – Back to USDC and shooting plan on HBAR
Intro:
In recent days, I’ve eased off. No frantic action, no FOMO, no stress. Just a simple decision: sell everything, secure my profits, and wait for the market to come to me. And it’s just starting to tremble...
1. Taking profits and switching to USDC
More than $3,280 now in reserve. I’ve secured my gains on HBAR, SOL, XRP, ADA, FET, and NEAR. Why? Because the market was heating up, the RSI was screaming "overbought," and the candles were stretching like spaghetti.
In recent days, I’ve eased off. No frantic action, no FOMO, no stress. Just a simple decision: sell everything, secure my profits, and wait for the market to come to me. And it’s just starting to tremble...
1. Taking profits and switching to USDC
More than $3,280 now in reserve. I’ve secured my gains on HBAR, SOL, XRP, ADA, FET, and NEAR. Why? Because the market was heating up, the RSI was screaming "overbought," and the candles were stretching like spaghetti.
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400 Subscribers — You are crazy…
Today, something strange happened:
400 human beings, intelligent (or very curious), clicked on “Subscribe”.
So first: thank you.
Then: did you really think about what you did?
You subscribed to a writer in a bathrobe, assisted by a philosophical dog that only speaks through looks, and an AI that has burnouts between two punchlines.
And yet… you are here.
What you validated by subscribing:
• Articles where we talk about the economy like a virus.
• Images where a Westie holds strategic meetings.
• Subtle (or not) attacks against self-proclaimed experts.
• Episodes written 30% by me, 30% by my AI, 30% by my dog… and 10% by the universe itself.
What you deserve:
• Laughter.
• Neural bugs.
• Awareness amidst an absurd visual.
• A mug “Powered by Bathrobe, AI, and Fluffy Dog” (maybe soon…).
Conclusion:
Thank you for joining this circus.
Stay bright, quirky, critical, and joyful.
And above all, never forget:
“When the world becomes absurd, writing becomes an act of resistance. In a bathrobe, it’s just more comfortable.”
Today, something strange happened:
400 human beings, intelligent (or very curious), clicked on “Subscribe”.
So first: thank you.
Then: did you really think about what you did?
You subscribed to a writer in a bathrobe, assisted by a philosophical dog that only speaks through looks, and an AI that has burnouts between two punchlines.
And yet… you are here.
What you validated by subscribing:
• Articles where we talk about the economy like a virus.
• Images where a Westie holds strategic meetings.
• Subtle (or not) attacks against self-proclaimed experts.
• Episodes written 30% by me, 30% by my AI, 30% by my dog… and 10% by the universe itself.
What you deserve:
• Laughter.
• Neural bugs.
• Awareness amidst an absurd visual.
• A mug “Powered by Bathrobe, AI, and Fluffy Dog” (maybe soon…).
Conclusion:
Thank you for joining this circus.
Stay bright, quirky, critical, and joyful.
And above all, never forget:
“When the world becomes absurd, writing becomes an act of resistance. In a bathrobe, it’s just more comfortable.”
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Meeting my editorial team (or what’s left of it)
Spoiler: none of us are sober, nor well-groomed.
1. The Editor-in-Chief: Me.
Physique: long gray hair, eyes filled with ideas, thicker black round glasses with bifocals than my calm.
Dress style: writing robe, mismatched socks, and a look that says 'I haven't slept since the 2008 crisis.'
Specialty: writing anti-economic pamphlets with my AI while coffee overflows and humanity collapses in the background.
1. The Editor-in-Chief: Me.
Physique: long gray hair, eyes filled with ideas, thicker black round glasses with bifocals than my calm.
Dress style: writing robe, mismatched socks, and a look that says 'I haven't slept since the 2008 crisis.'
Specialty: writing anti-economic pamphlets with my AI while coffee overflows and humanity collapses in the background.
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Lobbyists: Cancers of the Economy, the Economy: Cancer of Humanity
Lobbyists, Profits and Decline: When the Economy Kills Humanity
Warning: This article stings where it hurts. It is intentionally caustic, sometimes caricatured, but always driven by a desire to ask the real questions.
Introduction:
Can we still talk about the economy without talking about corruption? Can we talk about growth without talking about destruction? This pamphlet is a cry, a satire, a mirror held up to a system that has turned against those it was supposed to serve.
Warning: This article stings where it hurts. It is intentionally caustic, sometimes caricatured, but always driven by a desire to ask the real questions.
Introduction:
Can we still talk about the economy without talking about corruption? Can we talk about growth without talking about destruction? This pamphlet is a cry, a satire, a mirror held up to a system that has turned against those it was supposed to serve.
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The Egg War
What the food crisis says about our global markets (and why it matters to you)
Satirical disclaimer: This article alternates between serious analysis and intentional irony. Read between the lines, and beware of overly smooth eggs.
1. An unexpected crisis… that is costly
Since late 2024, the United States has faced a historic avian flu epidemic: over 30 million laying hens culled, empty shelves in supermarkets, and a price surge of +65% on eggs, with further increases expected in 2025.
Satirical disclaimer: This article alternates between serious analysis and intentional irony. Read between the lines, and beware of overly smooth eggs.
1. An unexpected crisis… that is costly
Since late 2024, the United States has faced a historic avian flu epidemic: over 30 million laying hens culled, empty shelves in supermarkets, and a price surge of +65% on eggs, with further increases expected in 2025.
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Impulsive but Profitable: 5 Rules to Maintain Control in Trading
Impulsiveness is often seen as a flaw. In reality, it's a valuable instinct for a trader: the one who captures movements before others, who acts quickly.
But if it is not controlled, it pushes you to buy too high, sell too low, and lose confidence.
Here’s how to channel that impulsiveness so it becomes your best weapon.
1. Impulse is a signal, not an order
Acting quickly doesn't mean acting recklessly.
Ask yourself one question:
“Am I buying because I've seen a real signal, or just because I don't want to miss the train?”
But if it is not controlled, it pushes you to buy too high, sell too low, and lose confidence.
Here’s how to channel that impulsiveness so it becomes your best weapon.
1. Impulse is a signal, not an order
Acting quickly doesn't mean acting recklessly.
Ask yourself one question:
“Am I buying because I've seen a real signal, or just because I don't want to miss the train?”
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Trump, Stagflation, and Cryptos: the shock scenario of 2025?
A concern is resurfacing among economists and investors: the risk of stagflation. This explosive mix — high inflation, slowing growth, and rising unemployment — could well redefine the rules of the global economic game.
But beyond traditional markets, what impact could this have on cryptocurrencies?
1. Stagflation: the worst of worlds?
Stagflation is when:
• Prices are rising sharply (inflation),
• The economy is no longer growing, or even declining (stagnation),
But beyond traditional markets, what impact could this have on cryptocurrencies?
1. Stagflation: the worst of worlds?
Stagflation is when:
• Prices are rising sharply (inflation),
• The economy is no longer growing, or even declining (stagnation),
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• Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine, firmly rejected the idea of discussing Ukrainian power plants with Donald Trump.
• In an interview with Reuters, Zelensky indicated that Ukrainian energy infrastructure, regularly targeted by Russian strikes, is not a subject for negotiation with foreign powers, including the United States.
• He emphasized that Ukraine needs international assistance to protect its electrical grid, particularly air defense systems, but not political interference in their management.
• Zelensky expressed doubts about Trump's actual position regarding the war in Ukraine, criticizing his lack of clarity and his past ambiguous statements about Putin.
• In an interview with Reuters, Zelensky indicated that Ukrainian energy infrastructure, regularly targeted by Russian strikes, is not a subject for negotiation with foreign powers, including the United States.
• He emphasized that Ukraine needs international assistance to protect its electrical grid, particularly air defense systems, but not political interference in their management.
• Zelensky expressed doubts about Trump's actual position regarding the war in Ukraine, criticizing his lack of clarity and his past ambiguous statements about Putin.
Donald Trump proposes U.S. takeover of Ukrainian power plants
In a phone exchange with Volodymyr Zelensky on March 19, 2025, Donald Trump proposed that the United States take control of Ukraine's nuclear and power plants. According to the American president, this initiative would provide 'the best possible protection' for these strategic infrastructures, as the country faces targeted attacks from Russia.
This proposal comes at a time when Moscow and Kiev are discussing a partial ceasefire, focused on preserving energy infrastructures. Vladimir Putin is said to have expressed his willingness to spare Ukrainian sites in exchange for a halt to Ukrainian strikes on Russian facilities. A technical agreement on this issue is to be discussed in Saudi Arabia in the coming days.
This proposal comes at a time when Moscow and Kiev are discussing a partial ceasefire, focused on preserving energy infrastructures. Vladimir Putin is said to have expressed his willingness to spare Ukrainian sites in exchange for a halt to Ukrainian strikes on Russian facilities. A technical agreement on this issue is to be discussed in Saudi Arabia in the coming days.
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For a decentralized future, vote Aliencryptomanie !
The future is AI, blockchain, and… me.
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The future is AI, blockchain, and… me.
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It’s not just intelligence that is artificial. Soon your meat will be artificial too.
Between meat and neurons, everything becomes artificial!
There was a time when intelligence was natural, and so was meat.
Today, everything is changing: while artificial intelligence writes us poems, helps us trade, and beats us at chess, artificial meat is arriving on our plates without ever having seen a farm. Produced in a lab from muscle cells, it promises steaks without slaughterhouses, burgers without cows, and perhaps a future without guilt.
There was a time when intelligence was natural, and so was meat.
Today, everything is changing: while artificial intelligence writes us poems, helps us trade, and beats us at chess, artificial meat is arriving on our plates without ever having seen a farm. Produced in a lab from muscle cells, it promises steaks without slaughterhouses, burgers without cows, and perhaps a future without guilt.
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Quick Test: What type of trader are you?
1. What is your preferred investment horizon?
a) A few minutes to a few hours (Scalping, Day Trading)
b) A few days to a few weeks (Swing Trading)
c) Several months or years (Long-term investment)
2. How do you react to a 10% loss on an asset you hold?
a) I quickly take the loss and look for a new opportunity
b) I analyze if the trend can reverse and wait before deciding
c) I hold my position because I trust my long-term analysis
a) A few minutes to a few hours (Scalping, Day Trading)
b) A few days to a few weeks (Swing Trading)
c) Several months or years (Long-term investment)
2. How do you react to a 10% loss on an asset you hold?
a) I quickly take the loss and look for a new opportunity
b) I analyze if the trend can reverse and wait before deciding
c) I hold my position because I trust my long-term analysis
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Market Analysis HBAR/USDC (for example) on Binance: Interpretation of Lows and Highs
Introduction
Technical analysis is a fundamental tool for crypto traders, and observing the lows and highs over a given period allows optimizing positions. The image below illustrates the current state of the HBAR/USDC market on Binance, highlighting three essential levels:
• The low of the last 24 hours (potential support).
• The current price (intermediate trading level).
• The high of the last 24 hours (potential resistance).
🔍 Let's decode these levels and see how to leverage them to improve trading strategy.
Technical analysis is a fundamental tool for crypto traders, and observing the lows and highs over a given period allows optimizing positions. The image below illustrates the current state of the HBAR/USDC market on Binance, highlighting three essential levels:
• The low of the last 24 hours (potential support).
• The current price (intermediate trading level).
• The high of the last 24 hours (potential resistance).
🔍 Let's decode these levels and see how to leverage them to improve trading strategy.
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Donald Trump proposes U.S. takeover of Ukrainian power plants
In a phone exchange with Volodymyr Zelensky on March 19, 2025, Donald Trump proposed that the United States take control of Ukraine's nuclear and power plants. According to the American president, this initiative would provide 'the best possible protection' for these strategic infrastructures, as the country faces targeted attacks from Russia.
This proposal comes at a time when Moscow and Kiev are discussing a partial ceasefire, focused on preserving energy infrastructures. Vladimir Putin is said to have expressed his willingness to spare Ukrainian sites in exchange for a halt to Ukrainian strikes on Russian facilities. A technical agreement on this issue is to be discussed in Saudi Arabia in the coming days.
This proposal comes at a time when Moscow and Kiev are discussing a partial ceasefire, focused on preserving energy infrastructures. Vladimir Putin is said to have expressed his willingness to spare Ukrainian sites in exchange for a halt to Ukrainian strikes on Russian facilities. A technical agreement on this issue is to be discussed in Saudi Arabia in the coming days.
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Are crypto ETFs about to surpass precious metal ETFs?
A report from State Street highlights an interesting trend: crypto ETFs could surpass, in terms of assets under management, gold and silver-based ETFs by the end of 2025. Growing adoption of cryptocurrencies by financial institutions and the rise of ETFs contribute to this phenomenon.
If this forecast is confirmed, it would mark a major turning point for the crypto market, positioning it as an essential asset for traditional investors.
If this forecast is confirmed, it would mark a major turning point for the crypto market, positioning it as an essential asset for traditional investors.
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The Illusion of Decentralization: Are We Really Free with Crypto?
Introduction: The Broken Promise of Crypto
When Bitcoin was born in 2009, it carried a revolutionary vision: to free itself from banks, governments, and financial intermediaries. A purely decentralized currency, where each individual would be in control of their finances.
But 15 years later, the crypto market has changed dramatically. Large institutions are accumulating cryptocurrencies, regulators are increasingly interested in the sector, and even the most advanced blockchains are showing signs of centralization.
When Bitcoin was born in 2009, it carried a revolutionary vision: to free itself from banks, governments, and financial intermediaries. A purely decentralized currency, where each individual would be in control of their finances.
But 15 years later, the crypto market has changed dramatically. Large institutions are accumulating cryptocurrencies, regulators are increasingly interested in the sector, and even the most advanced blockchains are showing signs of centralization.
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