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"BEFORE DISCOVERING CRYPTO / AFTER DISCOVERING CRYPTO"** **Joke 1**: *Before*: "I used to sleep 8 hours a night." *After*: "Now I wake up at 3 AM to check if ‘BTC dip’ means guacamole is extra." 🥑📉 **Joke 2**: *Before*: "My wallet had cash." *After*: "My wallet has 17 meme coins and an expired coupon for Pizza Hut." 🍕🐸 **Joke 3**: *Before*: "I worried about my job." *After*: "I worry about Elon’s tweets." 💼🐦 #BitcoinETF #MEMECOİN #USJobsDrop #BitcoinWhaleMove #RoboticTechnology
"BEFORE DISCOVERING CRYPTO / AFTER DISCOVERING CRYPTO"**
**Joke 1**:
*Before*: "I used to sleep 8 hours a night."
*After*: "Now I wake up at 3 AM to check if ‘BTC dip’ means guacamole is extra." 🥑📉

**Joke 2**:
*Before*: "My wallet had cash."
*After*: "My wallet has 17 meme coins and an expired coupon for Pizza Hut." 🍕🐸

**Joke 3**:
*Before*: "I worried about my job."
*After*: "I worry about Elon’s tweets." 💼🐦

#BitcoinETF #MEMECOİN #USJobsDrop #BitcoinWhaleMove #RoboticTechnology
Here are some creepy cryptocurrency jokes . 1. Why did the crypto trader become a ghost? Because he invested in a "dead" coin and vanished with his savings! 2. Why don’t vampires trade Bitcoin? They can’t handle the daylight savings! 3. What’s scarier than a haunted house? Checking your crypto wallet after a market crash! 4. Why did the skeleton invest in Dogecoin? Because he had no backbone and followed the hype! 5. The scariest thing in crypto? A forgotten password to a wallet with a million dollars in Bitcoin! #CryptoMarket #Trading #AICrashOrComeback #Web3 #Bullish
Here are some creepy cryptocurrency jokes .

1. Why did the crypto trader become a ghost?
Because he invested in a "dead" coin and vanished with his savings!

2. Why don’t vampires trade Bitcoin?
They can’t handle the daylight savings!

3. What’s scarier than a haunted house?
Checking your crypto wallet after a market crash!

4. Why did the skeleton invest in Dogecoin?
Because he had no backbone and followed the hype!

5. The scariest thing in crypto?
A forgotten password to a wallet with a million dollars in Bitcoin!
#CryptoMarket #Trading #AICrashOrComeback #Web3 #Bullish
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Major is one of the worst project that i have been working with for 4 months . They demand their selves better than hamster . They try to robbed people money by investing in their project . #ScamProject #Major
Major is one of the worst project that i have been working with for 4 months . They demand their selves better than hamster .
They try to robbed people money by investing in their project .
#ScamProject #Major
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