Here are some creepy cryptocurrency jokes .
1. Why did the crypto trader become a ghost?
Because he invested in a "dead" coin and vanished with his savings!
2. Why don’t vampires trade Bitcoin?
They can’t handle the daylight savings!
3. What’s scarier than a haunted house?
Checking your crypto wallet after a market crash!
4. Why did the skeleton invest in Dogecoin?
Because he had no backbone and followed the hype!
5. The scariest thing in crypto?
A forgotten password to a wallet with a million dollars in Bitcoin!
