VaultKeeper DG
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#SouthKoreaCryptoPolicy 🤠
"The trader arrives in South Korea, pulls out his phone, and wants to buy crypto.
— Oops, blocked… new rules!
A friend laughs:
— It's like your pocket – there seems to be space, but the money doesn't stay there for long!
— So what to do?
— Either wait for new changes or sew a new pocket!"
Moral: crypto regulations are constantly changing, and traders have to adapt! 💰📜😆
"The trader arrives in South Korea, pulls out his phone, and wants to buy crypto.
— Oops, blocked… new rules!
A friend laughs:
— It's like your pocket – there seems to be space, but the money doesn't stay there for long!
— So what to do?
— Either wait for new changes or sew a new pocket!"
Moral: crypto regulations are constantly changing, and traders have to adapt! 💰📜😆
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#CryptoCharts101 🤡
"The trader carefully looks at the chart and says:
— Well, now it's time to take a position!
A friend laughs:
— Like a mantis before the attack?
— Exactly! Freeze, observe, and wait for the moment to jump!
— And what if the market goes the wrong way?
— Then I will simply become a confused insect amidst the volatility!"
Moral: in trading and in nature, the right moment determines everything! 🦗📈😆
"The trader carefully looks at the chart and says:
— Well, now it's time to take a position!
A friend laughs:
— Like a mantis before the attack?
— Exactly! Freeze, observe, and wait for the moment to jump!
— And what if the market goes the wrong way?
— Then I will simply become a confused insect amidst the volatility!"
Moral: in trading and in nature, the right moment determines everything! 🦗📈😆
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#TradingMistakes101 🤣
"The trader makes a bad deal and sighs:
— Well, that's it, a mistake…
A friend jokes:
— It's like a snot in the wind – it flies not where you want it to!
— And what to do?
— Wipe it off and draw conclusions before the market makes them for you!"
Moral: it's best to quickly fix trading mistakes before they get even worse! 💰😆
"The trader makes a bad deal and sighs:
— Well, that's it, a mistake…
A friend jokes:
— It's like a snot in the wind – it flies not where you want it to!
— And what to do?
— Wipe it off and draw conclusions before the market makes them for you!"
Moral: it's best to quickly fix trading mistakes before they get even worse! 💰😆
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#CryptoFees101 🐽
"The trader looks at the transaction fees and sighs:
— Well, here we go again, paying more than I expected!
A friend smiles:
— It's like a clown on high heels…
— Why?
— Because he looks cheerful, but if he stumbles — it will be painful and expensive!"
Moral: always check the fees to avoid getting into an awkward situation! 🤡💰😆
"The trader looks at the transaction fees and sighs:
— Well, here we go again, paying more than I expected!
A friend smiles:
— It's like a clown on high heels…
— Why?
— Because he looks cheerful, but if he stumbles — it will be painful and expensive!"
Moral: always check the fees to avoid getting into an awkward situation! 🤡💰😆
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#CryptoSecurity101 👍
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"The trader opens the refrigerator and finds a piece of old lard.
— Wow, it's still here?
A friend jokes:
— Just like your password on the exchange – old, but you don't want to change it!
— What if it's still useful?
— Just like your old password… until it becomes a threat!"
Moral: you need to update security just like the supplies in your refrigerator! 🥓🔒😆
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"The trader opens the refrigerator and finds a piece of old lard.
— Wow, it's still here?
A friend jokes:
— Just like your password on the exchange – old, but you don't want to change it!
— What if it's still useful?
— Just like your old password… until it becomes a threat!"
Moral: you need to update security just like the supplies in your refrigerator! 🥓🔒😆
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#TradingPairs101 🥸
"The trader looks at the chart and sees that his favorite trading pair is falling.
— Well, that's it, now it's like this rag…
A friend asks:
— Why?
— Because it used to be valuable, and now it lies useless!
— Maybe it can still be used?
— Only if the market decides to dust it off!"
Moral: some trading pairs go through a phase of "rag", but sometimes it's still worth bringing them back into circulation! 🧹💰😆
"The trader looks at the chart and sees that his favorite trading pair is falling.
— Well, that's it, now it's like this rag…
A friend asks:
— Why?
— Because it used to be valuable, and now it lies useless!
— Maybe it can still be used?
— Only if the market decides to dust it off!"
Moral: some trading pairs go through a phase of "rag", but sometimes it's still worth bringing them back into circulation! 🧹💰😆
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#Liquidity101 🤡
"The trader looks at his balance and says:
— Well, there is no liquidity again...
The friend replies:
— Have you tried to summon it with magic words?
— What words?
— 'Where's the money, please appear!'
The trader tries... the balance doesn’t change.
The friend sighs:
— Maybe another deposit is needed!"
Moral: liquidity disappears faster than the trader calculates! 💰😆
"The trader looks at his balance and says:
— Well, there is no liquidity again...
The friend replies:
— Have you tried to summon it with magic words?
— What words?
— 'Where's the money, please appear!'
The trader tries... the balance doesn’t change.
The friend sighs:
— Maybe another deposit is needed!"
Moral: liquidity disappears faster than the trader calculates! 💰😆
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#OrderTypes101 🥸
"The trader enters the exchange and asks:
— What order should I place?
The crypto-guru replies:
— If you want it quickly — Market Order!
— If you're cautious — Limit Order!
— If you're feeling lucky — Stop Order!
The trader thinks and says:
— Can I have an order for 'guaranteed profit'?
— Yes, but that's called 'fairy tale dreams'!"
Moral: choosing the right order is like a strategy in chess, every move matters! ♟️💰😆
"The trader enters the exchange and asks:
— What order should I place?
The crypto-guru replies:
— If you want it quickly — Market Order!
— If you're cautious — Limit Order!
— If you're feeling lucky — Stop Order!
The trader thinks and says:
— Can I have an order for 'guaranteed profit'?
— Yes, but that's called 'fairy tale dreams'!"
Moral: choosing the right order is like a strategy in chess, every move matters! ♟️💰😆
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#CEXvsDEX101 🥸
"A trader enters the crypto world and asks:
— So what's better: CEX or DEX?
One crypto-guru says:
— If you want comfort — CEX!
Another replies:
— If you want freedom — DEX!
The trader ponders:
— But what if I want both comfort and freedom?
— Then you need… a new blockchain!"
Moral: when choosing between CEX and DEX, you need to decide what is more important to you — convenience or independence! 🔄💰😆
"A trader enters the crypto world and asks:
— So what's better: CEX or DEX?
One crypto-guru says:
— If you want comfort — CEX!
Another replies:
— If you want freedom — DEX!
The trader ponders:
— But what if I want both comfort and freedom?
— Then you need… a new blockchain!"
Moral: when choosing between CEX and DEX, you need to decide what is more important to you — convenience or independence! 🔄💰😆
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‼️ CRYPTO: EVENTS OF THE DAY
– Tuesday, June 3
🔗 Flow Network ($FLOW ) Mainnet Upgrade – new features for users $FLOW
🎤 Start of the Web3 DevRel Summit in Belgrade – a loud discussion about the future of Web3 $AIXBT
📊 JOLTS Job Openings (April) – statistics on job openings $DOGE
– Tuesday, June 3
🔗 Flow Network ($FLOW ) Mainnet Upgrade – new features for users $FLOW
🎤 Start of the Web3 DevRel Summit in Belgrade – a loud discussion about the future of Web3 $AIXBT
📊 JOLTS Job Openings (April) – statistics on job openings $DOGE
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♨️ CRYPTO: EVENTS OF THE DAY ‼️
– Monday, June 2
💰 Unlocking of Ethena ($ENA ) at $30.24 million and Sui ($SUI ) at $206.33 million – significant financial movement $ENA
$SUI
🔗 Ziliqa ($ZIL ) Update – technical improvements for speed and security
$ZIL
🤡🎙 Speech by Fed Chair Jerome Powell – investors await signals for the market
– Monday, June 2
💰 Unlocking of Ethena ($ENA ) at $30.24 million and Sui ($SUI ) at $206.33 million – significant financial movement $ENA
$SUI
🔗 Ziliqa ($ZIL ) Update – technical improvements for speed and security
$ZIL
🤡🎙 Speech by Fed Chair Jerome Powell – investors await signals for the market
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#TradingTypes101 🤡 "A tourist arrives in the city and enters a crypto forum:
— I want to try trading! Which style should I choose?
Traders respond:
— Scalping, day trading, swing… Choose like a type of trip!
The tourist ponders:
— Well, if scalping is quick decisions, then it's like bus tours.
— And day trading?
— Like hiking – step by step towards the goal.
— And swing trading?
— Like a relaxing vacation – you sit and wait for profit!
— Then I guess I'm a HODL tourist… I just observe and wait for growth!"
— I want to try trading! Which style should I choose?
Traders respond:
— Scalping, day trading, swing… Choose like a type of trip!
The tourist ponders:
— Well, if scalping is quick decisions, then it's like bus tours.
— And day trading?
— Like hiking – step by step towards the goal.
— And swing trading?
— Like a relaxing vacation – you sit and wait for profit!
— Then I guess I'm a HODL tourist… I just observe and wait for growth!"
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🟢 CRYPTO: EVENTS OF THE DAY ‼️
– Friday, May 30 ♨️
🔒 Unlocking Kamino (#KMNO ) at $15.45 million – how will this affect liquidity? #Jager
🕯 FTX ($FTT ) starts its next distribution – implications for the market $FTT
📊 Core PCE Price Index (YoY) and (MoM) (April) – key inflation data
$NOT
📊 Chicago PMI (May) – state of business activity in manufacturing
– Friday, May 30 ♨️
🔒 Unlocking Kamino (#KMNO ) at $15.45 million – how will this affect liquidity? #Jager
🕯 FTX ($FTT ) starts its next distribution – implications for the market $FTT
📊 Core PCE Price Index (YoY) and (MoM) (April) – key inflation data
$NOT
📊 Chicago PMI (May) – state of business activity in manufacturing
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🟢 CRYPTO: EVENTS OF THE DAY ♨️
– Thursday, May 29
🎤 Completion #Bitcoin2025 in Las Vegas – analysis of the main topics and trends! $BONK
📊 GDP (Q1) – key macroeconomic indicator
$LTC
📊 Initial Jobless Claims – unemployment level.
📊 Crude Oil Inventories – dynamics of oil reserves $YGG
– Thursday, May 29
🎤 Completion #Bitcoin2025 in Las Vegas – analysis of the main topics and trends! $BONK
📊 GDP (Q1) – key macroeconomic indicator
$LTC
📊 Initial Jobless Claims – unemployment level.
📊 Crude Oil Inventories – dynamics of oil reserves $YGG
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