The pig is sitting in the kitchen, eating peas.

— Why peas, specifically? — asks the trader.

— Because they are green, like my chart after working with @Huma Finance 🟣

— And what about volatility?

— With peas, it's simple: if you eat too much — explosive strategy, just like in crypto!

HumaFinance: even a pig knows how to build a profitable position! 🐷🌱😆

Want more — I can throw in some fresh memes with rural humor and crypto notes! #humafinance