The pig is sitting in the kitchen, eating peas.

— Why peas specifically? — asks the trader.

— Because it's green, like my chart after working with @humafinance!

— And what about volatility?

— With peas, it's simple: if you eat too much — explosive strategy, like in crypto!

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