🚨 URGENT: $BTC
is plummeting... all the way down to a shocking $100,000 😱📉
Yep, you heard that right — it's not crashing to Earth 🌍, just floating slightly lower in orbit 🪐💸
Some are in full meltdown mode 😭
Others are stacking sats like it’s a clearance sale 🤑
And the rest? Just vibing with memes 🍿📲
Remember when hitting $100K felt impossible? Now it’s being called a “correction” 😂
Crypto logic = inverted reality 🌀
📉 Scoop the dip?
📈 Wait for $200K liftoff?
🌿 Or log off and go feel the sun on your face?
Just don’t panic sell your avocado toast 🥑🍞