🔮 How is your crypto journey going according to your zodiac sign?
♈ Aries: Buy at the top. Sell in fear. You love the adrenaline.
♉ Taurus: You have 4 tokens in staking and you don't move them even in your sleep.
♊ Gemini: One day you're a BTC maximalist, the next day you're all about PEPE.
♋ Cancer: You bought SPK because you felt 'a connection'.
♌ Leo: You don't sell even if you're -87%, because you don't lose.
♍ Virgo: You don't invest until you've read the whitepaper... 3 times.
♎ Libra: You don't know whether to hold or trade... so you do both poorly.
♏ Scorpio: You made 200% with memecoins and you don't tell anyone for 'humility'.
♐ Sagittarius: You only enter if you see some sparks in Binance Feed.
♑ Capricorn: You have an Excel sheet with all your trades and alarms activated.
♒ Aquarius: You bought a weird shitcoin on Arbitrum and say it's 'the future'.
♓ Pisces: You cry silently when your portfolio drops... but you buy more.
👉 Did you relate? Comment your sign and your real crypto behavior. 😂👇 #cryptohumor #BinanceFeed #BTC #defi