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$SIGN is dropping faster than my expectations after every new tweet from the devs.
At this point, it’s less of a token and more of a trust fall — except no one’s catching.
Roadmap? Still bullish. Wallet? Not so much.
But hey, if it hits zero, at least we won’t have to track the price anymore.
#SIGNtoken #cryptohumor #StillHoldingProbably
At this point, it’s less of a token and more of a trust fall — except no one’s catching.
Roadmap? Still bullish. Wallet? Not so much.
But hey, if it hits zero, at least we won’t have to track the price anymore.
#SIGNtoken #cryptohumor #StillHoldingProbably
SIGN
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- Do you know when Binance pays out?
- When my mom texts: "I sent you 10 GEL, spend it wisely."
😂😂😂😂🫣🤯
#Write2Earn #Binance #cryptohumor #BTC
- When my mom texts: "I sent you 10 GEL, spend it wisely."
😂😂😂😂🫣🤯
#Write2Earn #Binance #cryptohumor #BTC
- Bro, did you buy Bitcoin?
- Nah, I'm in waiting mode.
- Waiting for what?
- For my neighbor to collect money... so l can borrow it!😁🤪😂
#BTC #binance #cryptohumor #Write2Earn!
- Nah, I'm in waiting mode.
- Waiting for what?
- For my neighbor to collect money... so l can borrow it!😁🤪😂
#BTC #binance #cryptohumor #Write2Earn!
❗️❗️❗️❗️‼️ "My balance on Binance dropped so much, I think I need to start selling Bread and Water tokens — $BREAD and
$WATER!" 😬😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
#Binance #BTC #cryptohumor #Write2Earn #CryptoMemes
$WATER!" 😬😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
#Binance #BTC #cryptohumor #Write2Earn #CryptoMemes
"When I checked my portfolio on Binance, I thought I had accidentally opened TikTok — just endless scrolling...
and tears."😂😂😂🫣
#Write2Earn #cryptohumor #BinanceSquare #CryptoMemes #BTC
and tears."😂😂😂🫣
#Write2Earn #cryptohumor #BinanceSquare #CryptoMemes #BTC
Bitcoin $200,000 in 6 Months?? Let’s Talk Frogs, FOMO, and Fundamental
Nope, I’m not drunk (yet). But I do have three reasons why this insane number might not be so insane after all.
1. The Halving Is Halvingly Powerful
Historically, #Bitcoin halvings are like Mario eating a mushroom.
Every 4 years, rewards are cut — and prices go nuts about 6 months later.
• After 2016 halving: $BTC went from ~$600 to $20,000
• After 2020 halving: BTC jumped from ~$8,000 to $69,000
The latest halving just happened in April 2024.
If history rhymes, 200K might just be the next verse.
2. ETF FOMO Is Real and It’s Glorious
BlackRock, Fidelity, and their Wall Street buddies are now playing the BTC game.
Bitcoin ETFs mean billions of dollars can now flood in — Not from degen frogs… but from your grandma’s retirement fund.
They’re not buying $PEPE — they’re buying Bitcoin.
And they’re doing it with size.
3. Supply Is Shrinking, Demand Is Raging
Let’s do some quick math:
• 90% of all BTC has already been mined
• Exchanges are running low on available coins
• Institutions are hodling like it’s a religious experience
Meanwhile, retail is slowly waking up, fueled by TikToks and “crypto is back” YouTube thumbnails.
Demand up. Supply down. Econ 101 says… price go up.
So… Will Bitcoin Hit $200,000 in 6 Months?
Maybe not.
Maybe yes.
Maybe it goes to 500K and I cry because I sold at 45K to buy a Dyson fan.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. It’s frog-fueled speculation.
Do your own research, or at least check TradingView before yeeting your savings.
1. The Halving Is Halvingly Powerful
Historically, #Bitcoin halvings are like Mario eating a mushroom.
Every 4 years, rewards are cut — and prices go nuts about 6 months later.
• After 2016 halving: $BTC went from ~$600 to $20,000
• After 2020 halving: BTC jumped from ~$8,000 to $69,000
The latest halving just happened in April 2024.
If history rhymes, 200K might just be the next verse.
2. ETF FOMO Is Real and It’s Glorious
BlackRock, Fidelity, and their Wall Street buddies are now playing the BTC game.
Bitcoin ETFs mean billions of dollars can now flood in — Not from degen frogs… but from your grandma’s retirement fund.
They’re not buying $PEPE — they’re buying Bitcoin.
And they’re doing it with size.
3. Supply Is Shrinking, Demand Is Raging
Let’s do some quick math:
• 90% of all BTC has already been mined
• Exchanges are running low on available coins
• Institutions are hodling like it’s a religious experience
Meanwhile, retail is slowly waking up, fueled by TikToks and “crypto is back” YouTube thumbnails.
Demand up. Supply down. Econ 101 says… price go up.
So… Will Bitcoin Hit $200,000 in 6 Months?
Maybe not.
Maybe yes.
Maybe it goes to 500K and I cry because I sold at 45K to buy a Dyson fan.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. It’s frog-fueled speculation.
Do your own research, or at least check TradingView before yeeting your savings.
Georgian humor 🇬🇪
The child came back home from school:
- That's it. I'm not going to school anymore!
- Why?
- I can't read, I can't write, and they won't even let me talk! 😂😂😂😂🥰
#Write2Earn #BTC #binance #cryptohumor
The child came back home from school:
- That's it. I'm not going to school anymore!
- Why?
- I can't read, I can't write, and they won't even let me talk! 😂😂😂😂🥰
#Write2Earn #BTC #binance #cryptohumor
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When I buy a currency and it drops a minute later:
🫣
We've all been through this moment...
Just remember: there is no rise without a fall, and managing risk is what matters.
#ميم_كريبتو #CryptoHumor #تجربتي
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We've all been through this moment...
Just remember: there is no rise without a fall, and managing risk is what matters.
#ميم_كريبتو #CryptoHumor #تجربتي
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"Binance is the only place where my ex’s ‘trust issues’ actually make sense… DYOR, baby!"
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"Told my mom I’m investing in crypto. Now she thinks Binance is a new type of vegetable."
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"Relationship status: Waiting for my Binance portfolio to bounce back before dating again."
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"Binance app crashed for 2 minutes.
Me: Already planning a career in farming."
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"Me checking my Binance wallet every 5 minutes:
Is it 🚀 or is it 🚑 today?"
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"Binance gave me something the stock market never could:
Daily cardio from panic-refreshing prices."
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"Bitcoin dropped 5%.
Me: It's fine. It's called a 'Binance Yoga Session' — lots of emotional flexibility."
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*"My financial plan is simple:
Buy on Binance
HODL
Pray to Satoshi."*CryptoMarketCapBackTo$3T
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"Binance said 'not financial advice' but somehow I’m emotionally attached."
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"Dating someone who doesn’t check Binance before saying 'Good Morning'?
Red flag."
#CryptoHumor #BinanceLife #CryptoMemes
#HODLWithHumor #BinanceJokes
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"Binance is the only place where my ex’s ‘trust issues’ actually make sense… DYOR, baby!"
2.
"Told my mom I’m investing in crypto. Now she thinks Binance is a new type of vegetable."
3.
"Relationship status: Waiting for my Binance portfolio to bounce back before dating again."
4.
"Binance app crashed for 2 minutes.
Me: Already planning a career in farming."
5.
"Me checking my Binance wallet every 5 minutes:
Is it 🚀 or is it 🚑 today?"
6.
"Binance gave me something the stock market never could:
Daily cardio from panic-refreshing prices."
7.
"Bitcoin dropped 5%.
Me: It's fine. It's called a 'Binance Yoga Session' — lots of emotional flexibility."
8.
*"My financial plan is simple:
Buy on Binance
HODL
Pray to Satoshi."*CryptoMarketCapBackTo$3T
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"Binance said 'not financial advice' but somehow I’m emotionally attached."
10.
"Dating someone who doesn’t check Binance before saying 'Good Morning'?
Red flag."
#CryptoHumor #BinanceLife #CryptoMemes
#HODLWithHumor #BinanceJokes
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🧢🐸 Bought $TRUMP — now I feel like I'm influencing world politics.
Waiting for the next pump after a new dinner or tweet.
While some trade based on technical analysis, we trade based on meme sentiment.
Plan?
Buy meme coin.
Have dinner like a president.
Fly on a rocket 🚀$TRUMP
#trumpcoin #memecoin #cryptohumor #BinanceSquareFamily
Waiting for the next pump after a new dinner or tweet.
While some trade based on technical analysis, we trade based on meme sentiment.
Plan?
Buy meme coin.
Have dinner like a president.
Fly on a rocket 🚀$TRUMP
#trumpcoin #memecoin #cryptohumor #BinanceSquareFamily
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If you don't like it — Pepe will cry. 🐸💧
If you don't subscribe — Pepe will go into hibernation. 🐸❄️
If you don't leave a comment — Pepe will sell everything at the bottom. 🐸📉
Let's avoid tragedies — give a like, subscribe, and write in the comments:
BTC — to the moon or sideways? 🚀📉
$PEPE
$BTC
#BinanceSquareFamily #pepe⚡ #CryptoHumor
If you don't subscribe — Pepe will go into hibernation. 🐸❄️
If you don't leave a comment — Pepe will sell everything at the bottom. 🐸📉
Let's avoid tragedies — give a like, subscribe, and write in the comments:
BTC — to the moon or sideways? 🚀📉
$PEPE
$BTC
#BinanceSquareFamily #pepe⚡ #CryptoHumor
"Don't wanna be the next Bitcoin Pizza guy…"
Passed on SAGA at $0.22, now watching it climb like dough in an oven. Maybe it’s time to stop laughing and start researching.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Always DYOR before investing.
#Sag #CryptoHumor
Passed on SAGA at $0.22, now watching it climb like dough in an oven. Maybe it’s time to stop laughing and start researching.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Always DYOR before investing.
#Sag #CryptoHumor
Crypto lesson of the day:
Don’t take financial advice from your barber…
unless your barber owns more BTC than your portfolio.
DYOR = Do Your Own Research
Or just follow random people on Twitter and blame them later.
Your call.
#CryptoTips #dyor #cryptohumor #Web3Life
Don’t take financial advice from your barber…
unless your barber owns more BTC than your portfolio.
DYOR = Do Your Own Research
Or just follow random people on Twitter and blame them later.
Your call.
#CryptoTips #dyor #cryptohumor #Web3Life
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Buy or wait for it to drop AGAIN? The eternal struggle 😂📉 #FunnyFriday #cryptohumor #BuyTheDip
It’s the question that plagues every crypto-investor. We see the price drop: is it the opportunity of a lifetime or a deadly trap? What do you do? Do you have a superstitious ritual or a rule (often broken)? Share your thoughts! 👇
It’s the question that plagues every crypto-investor. We see the price drop: is it the opportunity of a lifetime or a deadly trap? What do you do? Do you have a superstitious ritual or a rule (often broken)? Share your thoughts! 👇
🎢 Me checking my $BTC wallet during a dip...
...but pretending everything’s fine 😂
HODL life isn't easy, but it builds diamond hands 💎🤲
#CryptoMemes #Write2Earn #BinanceFeed #HODL #CryptoHumor
What do you do when the charts go red? 🤔👇
...but pretending everything’s fine 😂
HODL life isn't easy, but it builds diamond hands 💎🤲
#CryptoMemes #Write2Earn #BinanceFeed #HODL #CryptoHumor
What do you do when the charts go red? 🤔👇
La scusa N.1 per gli investimenti crypto "creativi" 🤔💸 #FunnyFriday #cryptohumor #TradingMistakes
Siamo onesti, a volte la strategia è più un "speriamo bene". Qual è la scusa più assurda (o divertente) che hai usato per giustificare un investimento un po' azzardato... a te stesso o agli altri? Vota qui sotto!
Siamo onesti, a volte la strategia è più un "speriamo bene". Qual è la scusa più assurda (o divertente) che hai usato per giustificare un investimento un po' azzardato... a te stesso o agli altri? Vota qui sotto!
Segnale Telegram forte!
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Visto su YouTube...
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Chiuso occhi e cliccato
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"How to become a millionaire with crypto in 5 simple steps (spoiler: it doesn't work)" #FunnyFriday #CryptoHumor #TradingTips
Who has never found online "miraculous" guides to get rich with crypto? From absurd advice to self-proclaimed gurus, the web is full of pearls of wisdom... or maybe not? What is the strangest advice you have ever heard?
Who has never found online "miraculous" guides to get rich with crypto? From absurd advice to self-proclaimed gurus, the web is full of pearls of wisdom... or maybe not? What is the strangest advice you have ever heard?
#DinnerWithTrump
Imagine discussing Bitcoin with Donald Trump over a steak dinner!
Would he praise it as “the greatest invention since the dollar” or dismiss it as “fake crypto news”?
One thing’s for sure: that table would be on fire with opinions!
What would you ask Trump if you had a seat at that dinner?
Let’s hear your bold questions!
#CryptoTalk #TrumpOnBitcoin #CryptoHumor
#DinnerWithTrump
Imagine discussing Bitcoin with Donald Trump over a steak dinner!
Would he praise it as “the greatest invention since the dollar” or dismiss it as “fake crypto news”?
One thing’s for sure: that table would be on fire with opinions!
What would you ask Trump if you had a seat at that dinner?
Let’s hear your bold questions!
#CryptoTalk #TrumpOnBitcoin #CryptoHumor
#DinnerWithTrump
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