📢 One night, the husband falls asleep at home, and his wife shouts from the kitchen:
— Vasya, did you buy Bitcoin?
— I bought it! — he grumbles through his sleep.
— And Ethereum?
— I bought it!
— And Dogecoin?
— I bought it, I bought it! Leave me alone, let me sleep!
A minute later, the wife again:
— Vasya, why do I only have kefir and milk in the fridge? Where's all the food?!
The husband, sleepily:
— Well, dear, I told you — I bought crypto, not groceries!
Good night!😁
