📢 Two investors are sitting on a bench in the park: one experienced, gray-haired, and the other — a young newcomer, all ambitious.
The newbie says: "Listen, how do you invest so skillfully? I just invested in a startup that produces flying unicorns and I feel like it's a breakthrough!"
The experienced investor, without taking his eyes off the newspaper, calmly replies: "Well, last week I bought stocks in a company that makes shovels. You know, even when unicorns fall, someone has to bury them."
The newbie is confused: "But that's… not very futuristic!"
The experienced one shrugs: "But it's profitable."
