๐ Me checking my crypto wallet in 2025:
"Ah yesโฆ I'm not broke, I'm blockchain liquid. ๐ธ๐"
When I said I was HODLing, I didnโt mean โholding onto hope.โ ๐ฉ
My portfolio looks like it got rug-pulled by my ex. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Current financial strategy:
1.Buy the dip
2.Cry during the dip
3.Repeat until poor ๐
$BTC $ETH $SOL #TrumpTariffs
#CryptoLife #HODL #BlockchainBlues #MemecoinMillionaireInMyDreams ๐๐๐
