š Me checking my crypto wallet in 2025:
"Ah yes⦠I'm not broke, I'm blockchain liquid. šøš"
When I said I was HODLing, I didnāt mean āholding onto hope.ā š©
My portfolio looks like it got rug-pulled by my ex. š§āāļø
Current financial strategy:
1.Buy the dip
2.Cry during the dip
3.Repeat until poor š
$BTC $ETH $SOL #TrumpTariffs #CryptoLife #HODL #BlockchainBlues #MemecoinMillionaireInMyDreams ššš