📉📈 TRADER LIFE BE LIKE... 🧠💸

When the market goes up:

🕺 "I’m basically Warren Buffett now!" 💵😎

When the market goes down:

😱 “Is it too late to become a monk?” 🙏📿

Funny Quotes:

“The stock market is like my ex… unpredictable and takes all my money.” 💔📊

“I told my mom I trade. She said, ‘Like Pokémon cards?’… Yes mom, emotional ones.” 😂

🎯 Trader's daily workout:

10 pushups 🏋️‍♂️

15 heart attacks 😵

30 regretful decisions 🤦‍♂️

1 motivational speech to self in the mirror 💪😤

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#TradingLife #MarketMadness #BuyTheDipOrCry 😂📉📈