📉 Me checking my crypto wallet in 2025:
"Ah yes… I'm not broke, I'm blockchain liquid. 💸😂"
When I said I was HODLing, I didn’t mean “holding onto hope.” 😩
My portfolio looks like it got rug-pulled by my ex. 🧘♂️
Current financial strategy:
1.Buy the dip
2.Cry during the dip
3.Repeat until poor 💀
$BTC $ETH $SOL #TrumpTariffs #CryptoLife #HODL #BlockchainBlues #MemecoinMillionaireInMyDreams 🚀🐕📉