💥"I Invested in Crypto and All I Got Was This Emotional Damage"💥
Thought I was buying into the future of finance...
Turns out I was just funding Elon’s next meme. 🚗💨🐕🦺
🧠 My investment strategy:
Buy high
Panic
Diamond hands → jelly hands
Explain to grandma why her birthday gift is now 0.00003 ETH
📉 Portfolio chart looks like a ski slope.
📈 My anxiety chart looks like Mt. Everest.
Now I just check the charts for cardio. 💔🏃♂️
#CryptoRegrets #HODLOrCry #BlockchainBlues #SendWiFiAndTherapy