💥"I Invested in Crypto and All I Got Was This Emotional Damage"💥

Thought I was buying into the future of finance...

Turns out I was just funding Elon’s next meme. 🚗💨🐕‍🦺

🧠 My investment strategy:

Buy high

Panic

Diamond hands → jelly hands

Explain to grandma why her birthday gift is now 0.00003 ETH

📉 Portfolio chart looks like a ski slope.

📈 My anxiety chart looks like Mt. Everest.

Now I just check the charts for cardio. 💔🏃‍♂️

#CryptoRegrets #HODLOrCry #BlockchainBlues #SendWiFiAndTherapy