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💥"I Invested in Crypto and All I Got Was This Emotional Damage"💥 Thought I was buying into the future of finance... Turns out I was just funding Elon’s next meme. 🚗💨🐕‍🦺 🧠 My investment strategy: Buy high Panic Diamond hands → jelly hands Explain to grandma why her birthday gift is now 0.00003 ETH 📉 Portfolio chart looks like a ski slope. 📈 My anxiety chart looks like Mt. Everest. Now I just check the charts for cardio. 💔🏃‍♂️ #CryptoRegrets #HODLOrCry #BlockchainBlues #SendWiFiAndTherapy
💥"I Invested in Crypto and All I Got Was This Emotional Damage"💥

Thought I was buying into the future of finance...
Turns out I was just funding Elon’s next meme. 🚗💨🐕‍🦺

🧠 My investment strategy:

Buy high

Panic

Diamond hands → jelly hands

Explain to grandma why her birthday gift is now 0.00003 ETH

📉 Portfolio chart looks like a ski slope.
📈 My anxiety chart looks like Mt. Everest.

Now I just check the charts for cardio. 💔🏃‍♂️

#CryptoRegrets #HODLOrCry #BlockchainBlues #SendWiFiAndTherapy
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