SendWiFiAndTherapy

💥"I Invested in Crypto and All I Got Was This Emotional Damage"💥

Thought I was buying into the future of finance...
Turns out I was just funding Elon’s next meme. 🚗💨🐕‍🦺

🧠 My investment strategy:

Buy high

Panic

Diamond hands → jelly hands

Explain to grandma why her birthday gift is now 0.00003 ETH

📉 Portfolio chart looks like a ski slope.
📈 My anxiety chart looks like Mt. Everest.

Now I just check the charts for cardio. 💔🏃‍♂️

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