📈 3 Absolutely Essential Tips to Survive a Bullish Market MUST REAĎ.
Because making money can be just as traumatic as losing it.
1. Don’t check your portfolio every 5 minutes.
Check it every 2 minutes — you never know when it’ll hit “Lambo or lasagna.”
2. Pretend you're humble. When your coin 10x’s, post: “Grateful for the journey 🙏” Not: “I told you peasants in February!”
3. Take profits… theoretically.
Say you’ll take profits at the next pump.
Then the next one.
Then the next.
Then cry when it crashes and tell your cat it was "for the culture."
Bonus tip:
Never trust a green candle. It smiles like a politician before elections.
Survive the bull. Become the $COW .
