#TrumpVsMusk 💥 The Toxic Divorce that Threw Crypto into Chaos 💥

"The street clock showed $111k on BTC, but after Trump and Musk started arguing like a toxic couple, the market cried $124 billion in 24h."

🔥 What happened?

An epic public feud erupted when Trump called Musk "crazy" and threatened to cancel his government contracts, while Musk accused Trump of appearing in the Epstein files. The result?

- BTC dropped 4% below $101k, and ETH by 7%.

- $891 million in long positions liquidated – traders were caught between two angry egos.

- Tesla lost $150 billion and Trump sold his red car (true!).

😂 The saving joke:

"The only couples therapy that would work: a memecoin called $DIVORCE."

📉 Why should you care?

- Volatility is queen: The billionaires' wars turn crypto into a rollercoaster without safety nets.

- Life lesson: Don't invest in politics... unless it's the $TRUMP memecoin (which lost 10%).

⚠️ Warning: The market is like a horror movie written by teenagers. Set a stop-loss or you'll cry with your journal.