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🌸☠️Blum: Farmecul Toxic al "Următorului Notcoin" care a Înșelat 10 Milioane de Utilizatori
„Am farmat timp de 1 an. Am cheltuit $30 pe misiuni MP. Am primit $1 în BLUM. Matematica escrocului nu minte niciodată.”
– Un utilizator Trustpilot, iunie 2025
🔥 De ce Blum E Mai Mult Decât un Rug Pull – E O Capcană cu Extra Pași
Statistici sângeroase:
- 90M utilizatori atrași prin promisiuni de airdropuri generoase .
- 10% dintre ei au investit bani reali în misiuni MP (min. $20/user) .
- Tokenomics-ul fictiv: 60% din oferta totală blocată în "vesting" cu risc de dump masiv .
Probleme tehnice criminale:
1. Portofele fantomă:
- Tranzacțiile pentru misiunile MP eșuează sistematic, dar banii dispar .
- „Am plătit $5 pentru o misiune MP. Portofelul a afișat ‘success’, dar punctele nu au apărut. Support-ul tace de 3 săptămâni.”
-Un utilizator Blum
La mine nici nu mergea achitarea ceea ce mi-a salvat banii 😁
2. Airdrop-ul – Jaful Perfect:
- Utilizatorii cu 400+ zile de farmare primesc $1 în BLUM .
- Condiții schimbate la ultimul moment: „Trebuie să cumperi tokenuri Memepad ca să fii eligibil!”.
🕵️ Anatomia unei Escrocherii Sistematizate
Fazele Manipulării :
1. Atragere cu "Gratis":
- „Joacă gratuit! Câștigă BLUM!” – Campanie virală pe Telegram.
2. Schițarea Portofelului:
- Te pune să depui ETH/BNB/TON pentru "misiuni MP" care eșuează cu 70% șansă.
3. Tacerea Criticilor:
- Comentarii negative șterse, utilizatori blocați. Whitepaper? Nu există.
4. Exit Strategy: Arestarea Fondatorului
- Co-fondatorul Vladimir Smerkis arestat la Moscova pentru „fraudă pe scară largă” .
- Echipa Blum: „Nu mai are legătură cu proiectul!” (dar tokenul aparține de el).
💸 De ce Listarea pe MEXC nu Salvează Blum (Ci Îl Condamnă)
- Prețul pe MEXC: $0.0012 (–98% față de prevestirile de $0.05) .
- Volum Zilnic: $300k – semn că doar speculanții de ocazie cumpără.
- Avertisment Binance:
> „Nu am nicio asociere cu BLUM. A fost selectat în acceleratorul MVB, dar NU e listat la noi.”
Gluma tragică:
„Când vezi un token listat doar pe MEXC și Bitget, știi că e ca un bilet de loterie câștigat la tombolă – valoare zero, dar emoții pe măsură.”
⚠️ Semnele că Blum va Fi un Rug Pull Total
1. Fondatorul în Pușcărie: Vladimir Smerkis acuzat de furt 5M$ din proiecte anterioare (Tokenbox, The Token Fund) .
2. Tezaurul Fantomă: 28% din tokeni (280M BLUM) controlați de o echipă anonimă .
3. Lichidități Evaporate:
- Pool-ul inițial de TON pe STON.fi a dispărut în 2 ore .
- Raiderii au vândut 200M BLUM la preț de dumping.
😏 De ce Niciun Proiect Serios nu va Supraviețui "Efectului Blum"
- Utilizatorii deziluzionați fug de orice aplicație Telegram cu "tap-to-earn":
- Tapswap și Hamster Combat au pierdut mă mult de 30% din useri după scandal și listing.
- Regulatorii s-au dezlănțuit:
- SEC pregătește reguli noi pentru "gamefi-urile" cu tokeni – le vor clasifica drept securități neînregistrate .
🎯 Concluzie: Cum Eviti Capcana
- Verifică fondatorii: Dacă au istoric de exit-scam (Smerkis are!), fugi!
- Airdrop-uri cu costuri ascunse: Dacă "trebuie" să cumperi ceva, e țeapă.
- Exchange-uri obscure: MEXC, Hotcoin sunt refugiul tokenilor morți.
> Blum nu e doar un rug pull – e un virus care distruge încrederea în întreaga nișă GameFi.
> Când îl vezi pe Binance, va fi prea târziu: tokenul va valora $0.0001.
⚠️ Avertisment final: 99% dintre proiectele cu "farm în Telegram" sunt piramide. Blum e doar cel mai urât exemplu.
– Un utilizator Trustpilot, iunie 2025
🔥 De ce Blum E Mai Mult Decât un Rug Pull – E O Capcană cu Extra Pași
Statistici sângeroase:
- 90M utilizatori atrași prin promisiuni de airdropuri generoase .
- 10% dintre ei au investit bani reali în misiuni MP (min. $20/user) .
- Tokenomics-ul fictiv: 60% din oferta totală blocată în "vesting" cu risc de dump masiv .
Probleme tehnice criminale:
1. Portofele fantomă:
- Tranzacțiile pentru misiunile MP eșuează sistematic, dar banii dispar .
- „Am plătit $5 pentru o misiune MP. Portofelul a afișat ‘success’, dar punctele nu au apărut. Support-ul tace de 3 săptămâni.”
-Un utilizator Blum
La mine nici nu mergea achitarea ceea ce mi-a salvat banii 😁
2. Airdrop-ul – Jaful Perfect:
- Utilizatorii cu 400+ zile de farmare primesc $1 în BLUM .
- Condiții schimbate la ultimul moment: „Trebuie să cumperi tokenuri Memepad ca să fii eligibil!”.
🕵️ Anatomia unei Escrocherii Sistematizate
Fazele Manipulării :
1. Atragere cu "Gratis":
- „Joacă gratuit! Câștigă BLUM!” – Campanie virală pe Telegram.
2. Schițarea Portofelului:
- Te pune să depui ETH/BNB/TON pentru "misiuni MP" care eșuează cu 70% șansă.
3. Tacerea Criticilor:
- Comentarii negative șterse, utilizatori blocați. Whitepaper? Nu există.
4. Exit Strategy: Arestarea Fondatorului
- Co-fondatorul Vladimir Smerkis arestat la Moscova pentru „fraudă pe scară largă” .
- Echipa Blum: „Nu mai are legătură cu proiectul!” (dar tokenul aparține de el).
💸 De ce Listarea pe MEXC nu Salvează Blum (Ci Îl Condamnă)
- Prețul pe MEXC: $0.0012 (–98% față de prevestirile de $0.05) .
- Volum Zilnic: $300k – semn că doar speculanții de ocazie cumpără.
- Avertisment Binance:
> „Nu am nicio asociere cu BLUM. A fost selectat în acceleratorul MVB, dar NU e listat la noi.”
Gluma tragică:
„Când vezi un token listat doar pe MEXC și Bitget, știi că e ca un bilet de loterie câștigat la tombolă – valoare zero, dar emoții pe măsură.”
⚠️ Semnele că Blum va Fi un Rug Pull Total
1. Fondatorul în Pușcărie: Vladimir Smerkis acuzat de furt 5M$ din proiecte anterioare (Tokenbox, The Token Fund) .
2. Tezaurul Fantomă: 28% din tokeni (280M BLUM) controlați de o echipă anonimă .
3. Lichidități Evaporate:
- Pool-ul inițial de TON pe STON.fi a dispărut în 2 ore .
- Raiderii au vândut 200M BLUM la preț de dumping.
😏 De ce Niciun Proiect Serios nu va Supraviețui "Efectului Blum"
- Utilizatorii deziluzionați fug de orice aplicație Telegram cu "tap-to-earn":
- Tapswap și Hamster Combat au pierdut mă mult de 30% din useri după scandal și listing.
- Regulatorii s-au dezlănțuit:
- SEC pregătește reguli noi pentru "gamefi-urile" cu tokeni – le vor clasifica drept securități neînregistrate .
🎯 Concluzie: Cum Eviti Capcana
- Verifică fondatorii: Dacă au istoric de exit-scam (Smerkis are!), fugi!
- Airdrop-uri cu costuri ascunse: Dacă "trebuie" să cumperi ceva, e țeapă.
- Exchange-uri obscure: MEXC, Hotcoin sunt refugiul tokenilor morți.
> Blum nu e doar un rug pull – e un virus care distruge încrederea în întreaga nișă GameFi.
> Când îl vezi pe Binance, va fi prea târziu: tokenul va valora $0.0001.
⚠️ Avertisment final: 99% dintre proiectele cu "farm în Telegram" sunt piramide. Blum e doar cel mai urât exemplu.
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👑Crypto Sirens: Do We Understand the Beautiful Women of Blockchain or Are We Just Falling into Costly Traps?
From feminine NFTs selling for millions to "seductive" coins promising huge ROIs, the crypto market has become a psychological hunting ground. When beauty meets blockchain, who wins and who cries?
💄 Tokenized Beauty: From NFTs to "Beauty Coins"
Real examples that are making the community dizzy:
1. Prettiest Women NFT: Collection created by Aurora (65), sold progressively from 0.03 ETH to 0.3 ETH. Each portrait highlighted unique female features – a success due to authenticity, not sex appeal.
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🔥HOT in Crypto: Phantom Whale, Homonymous Projects, and the Truth Behind the Hype
Coins with the name HOT are like different twins:
- Holo (HOT): The original project, launched in 2018, now on CoinMarketCap at #250, price $0.0008 .
- HOT on NEAR Protocol: Utility token launched on Telegram, unrelated to Holo.
- Hotcoin Exchange: Trading platform (not a coin!).
Confusion is dangerous: Some buy HOT from NEAR thinking it's the same as Holo – the value difference is 10,000x!
🔍 : Holo (HOT) – The Original Project with Big Dreams
Revolutionary Technology: Holochain ≠ Blockchain
- Holo (HOT): The original project, launched in 2018, now on CoinMarketCap at #250, price $0.0008 .
- HOT on NEAR Protocol: Utility token launched on Telegram, unrelated to Holo.
- Hotcoin Exchange: Trading platform (not a coin!).
Confusion is dangerous: Some buy HOT from NEAR thinking it's the same as Holo – the value difference is 10,000x!
🔍 : Holo (HOT) – The Original Project with Big Dreams
Revolutionary Technology: Holochain ≠ Blockchain
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💥 Crypto: Whales in Exile, Rugpulls as a National Sport and the Search for True Digital Gold 🐑💸
"Prices are falling like leaves in autumn, but the hype is rising like grass after rain. Where is the rabbit, and where is the hunter?"
🪦 Digital Fossils: Rugpulls that Teach Us History
1. LUNA Classic: Dropped from $100 to $0.0005 - now it's a "tombstone".
2. $USTC : From $1 to $0.012 - the "stable" stablecoin only in name.
3. $OM (Mantra): $6.30 → $0.50 in 2 hours.
4. Libertad (LIBRA): -94% after the Argentine president deletes a post on X. Moral: "If politicians promote crypto, run like the plague!" 🏃♂️.
Bloodied statistics:
- 92% of the $6B losses from 2025 come from A SINGLE rug pull (OM).
- 15 scam tokens appear per hour - as if the world has forgotten about OneCoin ($4B stolen).
🏆 The real "Gold" in Crypto? Spoiler: It's not $BTC !
When volatility kills, investors seek refuge in gold-backed stablecoins:
- PAXG (Paxos): 1 token = 1 ounce of gold. "You pay for coffee with a fraction of the Rock of Gibraltar!" 🪨.
- XAUt (Tether): Physical gold stored in Switzerland. "If the world is burning, at least I have the keys to the gold vault." 🔑.
😏 Saturday Night Humor:
- "Rugpulls are like a gypsy wedding: everyone dances, but in the morning the money is gone." 💃
- "Gold-backed stablecoins are like lifeboats on the Titanic: only a few have seats." 🚢
🔮 The Future: A Joke with Unknowns
- Pessimists: "Rugpulls will be an Olympic sport by 2030!" 🏅
- Optimists: "Regulations + education = fewer fools to rob." 📚
- Reality: DappRadar shows that rugpulls are decreasing in number (+66% vs 2024), but the impact is growing exponentially (-6499% stolen value!).
> "True gold is neither digital nor physical - it’s learning from mistakes." 😏
P.S. When the market cries, we laugh nervously. Otherwise, we cry with money. 😌
"Prices are falling like leaves in autumn, but the hype is rising like grass after rain. Where is the rabbit, and where is the hunter?"
🪦 Digital Fossils: Rugpulls that Teach Us History
1. LUNA Classic: Dropped from $100 to $0.0005 - now it's a "tombstone".
2. $USTC : From $1 to $0.012 - the "stable" stablecoin only in name.
3. $OM (Mantra): $6.30 → $0.50 in 2 hours.
4. Libertad (LIBRA): -94% after the Argentine president deletes a post on X. Moral: "If politicians promote crypto, run like the plague!" 🏃♂️.
Bloodied statistics:
- 92% of the $6B losses from 2025 come from A SINGLE rug pull (OM).
- 15 scam tokens appear per hour - as if the world has forgotten about OneCoin ($4B stolen).
🏆 The real "Gold" in Crypto? Spoiler: It's not $BTC !
When volatility kills, investors seek refuge in gold-backed stablecoins:
- PAXG (Paxos): 1 token = 1 ounce of gold. "You pay for coffee with a fraction of the Rock of Gibraltar!" 🪨.
- XAUt (Tether): Physical gold stored in Switzerland. "If the world is burning, at least I have the keys to the gold vault." 🔑.
😏 Saturday Night Humor:
- "Rugpulls are like a gypsy wedding: everyone dances, but in the morning the money is gone." 💃
- "Gold-backed stablecoins are like lifeboats on the Titanic: only a few have seats." 🚢
🔮 The Future: A Joke with Unknowns
- Pessimists: "Rugpulls will be an Olympic sport by 2030!" 🏅
- Optimists: "Regulations + education = fewer fools to rob." 📚
- Reality: DappRadar shows that rugpulls are decreasing in number (+66% vs 2024), but the impact is growing exponentially (-6499% stolen value!).
> "True gold is neither digital nor physical - it’s learning from mistakes." 😏
P.S. When the market cries, we laugh nervously. Otherwise, we cry with money. 😌
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#ScalpingStrategy ⚡ : Knife Fighting in the Volatility Supermarket
(For beginners with courage and nerves of steel)
What is scalping?
> "You buy at 104,300 and sell at 104,500 in 2 minutes. Your profit is the difference between a coffee and a coffee with sugar." ☕➡️☕✨
3 simple weapons for the fast war:
1. 1-minute chart ⏱️
You track every “breath” of the price. If BTC jumps +$100 in 15 seconds, it’s a signal.
2. RSI (30/70) 📊
- Below 30 = buy instantly (it’s oversold)
- Above 70 = sell ruthlessly (it’s overbought)
3. “Level II” on the exchange 🧮
You see buy/sell orders in real-time. “When you see a wall of sales at 104,500, run faster than from a rug pull!”
The joke that keeps you awake:
"Scalping is like stealing candy from the store: the profit is small, but if the guard catches you (transaction fees), you lose everything."
🛑 Dangers you need to know:
- Fees are the dragon: If you make 50 trades/day with 0.1% fee, you eat 5% of your profit monthly 🐉💸
- Volatility bites you: A FUD news can turn your +1% into -5% in 10 seconds 💣
- Emotions kill you: "If you sweat when the chart pulses, scalping is not for you!" 😰
Question for warriors:
> Do you have the courage to try with $10 on a CEX (e.g., Binance) just to feel the thrill? Share your first experience!
🔑 Practical lesson in a few words:
"Always use stop-loss, watch for high volumes, and don’t forget: 1% daily profit = 3678% per year!"🚀
Scalping is an extreme sport. Train on demo before you enter the arena with the whales.🩸😏
(For beginners with courage and nerves of steel)
What is scalping?
> "You buy at 104,300 and sell at 104,500 in 2 minutes. Your profit is the difference between a coffee and a coffee with sugar." ☕➡️☕✨
3 simple weapons for the fast war:
1. 1-minute chart ⏱️
You track every “breath” of the price. If BTC jumps +$100 in 15 seconds, it’s a signal.
2. RSI (30/70) 📊
- Below 30 = buy instantly (it’s oversold)
- Above 70 = sell ruthlessly (it’s overbought)
3. “Level II” on the exchange 🧮
You see buy/sell orders in real-time. “When you see a wall of sales at 104,500, run faster than from a rug pull!”
The joke that keeps you awake:
"Scalping is like stealing candy from the store: the profit is small, but if the guard catches you (transaction fees), you lose everything."
🛑 Dangers you need to know:
- Fees are the dragon: If you make 50 trades/day with 0.1% fee, you eat 5% of your profit monthly 🐉💸
- Volatility bites you: A FUD news can turn your +1% into -5% in 10 seconds 💣
- Emotions kill you: "If you sweat when the chart pulses, scalping is not for you!" 😰
Question for warriors:
> Do you have the courage to try with $10 on a CEX (e.g., Binance) just to feel the thrill? Share your first experience!
🔑 Practical lesson in a few words:
"Always use stop-loss, watch for high volumes, and don’t forget: 1% daily profit = 3678% per year!"🚀
Scalping is an extreme sport. Train on demo before you enter the arena with the whales.🩸😏
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📉 Portfolio A Decreased by 1.49%: Summer Storm or Just a Drizzle?
“Assets: -1.49%. Self-esteem: -10%. My resilient coins: ‘We don't die, we just float slower!’”
Why I didn't panic (too much):
1. BTC did a pirouette: $104.8k → $102.8k → $104.3k. “Whale dance: selling 5k BTC, buying 3k. I'm sitting here with my popcorn.” 🐋🍿
2. My “survivor” coins:
- $TON (+7% this week) – “Telegram keeps us alive!” 📱
- ETH (-0.8%) – “Floats like a paper boat, but doesn’t sink!” ⛵
- USDC (0%) – “My anonymous soldier.”💂♂️
3. Heroic dives:
- $DOT (-3%) – “Polkadot? More like Polka-not.”💃
- $ARB (-4%) – “Arbitrum without arbitration is like a tent without firewood.” ⛺
Questions for crypto investors:
- Which coin in your portfolio is “riding the wave” in the chaos?
- If whales sold another 10k BTC, would you turn your portfolio into a lifeboat (aka USDC)?
- Is -1.49% just a buoyancy test before the tsunami?
“Crypto is like the beach: some waves lift you up, others throw you into the sand. The secret is to have a good helmet.”😎
P.S. My portfolio is like a horror movie with a happy ending: I hope it’s not just a dream. 😏
“Assets: -1.49%. Self-esteem: -10%. My resilient coins: ‘We don't die, we just float slower!’”
Why I didn't panic (too much):
1. BTC did a pirouette: $104.8k → $102.8k → $104.3k. “Whale dance: selling 5k BTC, buying 3k. I'm sitting here with my popcorn.” 🐋🍿
2. My “survivor” coins:
- $TON (+7% this week) – “Telegram keeps us alive!” 📱
- ETH (-0.8%) – “Floats like a paper boat, but doesn’t sink!” ⛵
- USDC (0%) – “My anonymous soldier.”💂♂️
3. Heroic dives:
- $DOT (-3%) – “Polkadot? More like Polka-not.”💃
- $ARB (-4%) – “Arbitrum without arbitration is like a tent without firewood.” ⛺
Questions for crypto investors:
- Which coin in your portfolio is “riding the wave” in the chaos?
- If whales sold another 10k BTC, would you turn your portfolio into a lifeboat (aka USDC)?
- Is -1.49% just a buoyancy test before the tsunami?
“Crypto is like the beach: some waves lift you up, others throw you into the sand. The secret is to have a good helmet.”😎
P.S. My portfolio is like a horror movie with a happy ending: I hope it’s not just a dream. 😏
Today's PNL
2025-06-22
-$4.94
-1.49%
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🐋 What If Whales Sell Another 100k $BTC ?
"Price: $104k. Fear: endless. Whales: have dumped 5k BTC in 48h. And if they have a 'surprise' in reserves?"
3 questions that throw wallets into chaos:
1. If miners sell historical reserves (e.g., Mt. Gox dump), does $90k become reality or just an escalation of FUD? 🤔
2. If ETFs like BlackRock stop buying, who holds the candle? "Inflows of $639M/day are the only wall against the wave!"🧱
3. If the FED raises interest rates, whales flee to bonds with 5% yield. Who is left holding the bag?🏃♂️💨
Absurd scenarios (but not impossible):
- "What if Satoshi wakes up and sells 1M BTC from the dormant wallet?" 😱
- "What if governments confiscate BTC to pay the $37T debt?" 🏛️⚖️
- "What if CEX liquidity evaporates like at FTX?" ☁️💸
Burning questions for communities:
> - When does "HODL" become "financial Stockholm syndrome"?
> - If whales sell, who buys the dip: brave retail or AI robots?
> - Are our stop-losses too low to catch the panic wave?
"The market is an ocean: whales create waves, and we are the seagulls flying over them hoping to find a fish." 🐟
Whales are not united. Some sell, others accumulate. The secret is not to forget: even they have wallets. 😏
"Price: $104k. Fear: endless. Whales: have dumped 5k BTC in 48h. And if they have a 'surprise' in reserves?"
3 questions that throw wallets into chaos:
1. If miners sell historical reserves (e.g., Mt. Gox dump), does $90k become reality or just an escalation of FUD? 🤔
2. If ETFs like BlackRock stop buying, who holds the candle? "Inflows of $639M/day are the only wall against the wave!"🧱
3. If the FED raises interest rates, whales flee to bonds with 5% yield. Who is left holding the bag?🏃♂️💨
Absurd scenarios (but not impossible):
- "What if Satoshi wakes up and sells 1M BTC from the dormant wallet?" 😱
- "What if governments confiscate BTC to pay the $37T debt?" 🏛️⚖️
- "What if CEX liquidity evaporates like at FTX?" ☁️💸
Burning questions for communities:
> - When does "HODL" become "financial Stockholm syndrome"?
> - If whales sell, who buys the dip: brave retail or AI robots?
> - Are our stop-losses too low to catch the panic wave?
"The market is an ocean: whales create waves, and we are the seagulls flying over them hoping to find a fish." 🐟
Whales are not united. Some sell, others accumulate. The secret is not to forget: even they have wallets. 😏
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#USNationalDebt 🏦 YOUR DEBT: $37 Trillion and A Dog Eating Its Own Tail 🐕💸
Numbers that make you laugh so you don't cry:
- The national debt has exceeded $37 trillion – increasing by $4.27 billion DAILY.
- Annual interest ($949 billion) has surpassed the defense budget.
- Every American taxpayer 'owes' $323,000. 'At least at the slots you know when you've lost!'
Why it's an unintentional joke:
1. 'Refinancing is like a lifetime mortgage' 🏠
$11 trillion of debt needs to be refinanced in 12 months. 'When your payment is higher than rent in Manhattan, maybe it's time to sell the 'villa'?'
2. Trump vs. Fed: 'Too Late Jerome Powell is a disaster!'
The President demands interest rate cuts to lower costs, but the FED resists. 'The battle between those who print money and those who print more money.'
3. Bitcoin laughs in the background: 🤑
While US debt has doubled in 10 years, BTC has jumped from $500 to $111,000. 'Satoshi writes blocks, Washington writes checks.'
💡 Crypto solutions:
- 'BitBonds': State bonds with 10% investment in BTC. The state keeps 50% of the profit, you get the rest – 'The fiscal disaster becomes a gamble!' .
- Stablecoins save the treasury: USD Coin (USDC) backed by government bonds. 'Buy USDC, finance the debt, and you still pay the interest.' .
- FED flips the coin: ⚖️
'Cap: inflation rises. Pavé: interest rates rise. Neither side wins.'
The burning question:
> When does 'national debt' become a 'personal problem'? 🤔
> - If the government sold NFTs with the president's face, would you buy to reduce the debt?
> - Will CBDCs be 'dollars 2.0' or just a brick in the wall of debt?
P.S. The only rule in economics: 'Money doesn't appear out of thin air... unless you're a central bank.' 😏
US debt is like a horror movie: you know it will end badly, but you can't help but watch 🎬💀
Numbers that make you laugh so you don't cry:
- The national debt has exceeded $37 trillion – increasing by $4.27 billion DAILY.
- Annual interest ($949 billion) has surpassed the defense budget.
- Every American taxpayer 'owes' $323,000. 'At least at the slots you know when you've lost!'
Why it's an unintentional joke:
1. 'Refinancing is like a lifetime mortgage' 🏠
$11 trillion of debt needs to be refinanced in 12 months. 'When your payment is higher than rent in Manhattan, maybe it's time to sell the 'villa'?'
2. Trump vs. Fed: 'Too Late Jerome Powell is a disaster!'
The President demands interest rate cuts to lower costs, but the FED resists. 'The battle between those who print money and those who print more money.'
3. Bitcoin laughs in the background: 🤑
While US debt has doubled in 10 years, BTC has jumped from $500 to $111,000. 'Satoshi writes blocks, Washington writes checks.'
💡 Crypto solutions:
- 'BitBonds': State bonds with 10% investment in BTC. The state keeps 50% of the profit, you get the rest – 'The fiscal disaster becomes a gamble!' .
- Stablecoins save the treasury: USD Coin (USDC) backed by government bonds. 'Buy USDC, finance the debt, and you still pay the interest.' .
- FED flips the coin: ⚖️
'Cap: inflation rises. Pavé: interest rates rise. Neither side wins.'
The burning question:
> When does 'national debt' become a 'personal problem'? 🤔
> - If the government sold NFTs with the president's face, would you buy to reduce the debt?
> - Will CBDCs be 'dollars 2.0' or just a brick in the wall of debt?
P.S. The only rule in economics: 'Money doesn't appear out of thin air... unless you're a central bank.' 😏
US debt is like a horror movie: you know it will end badly, but you can't help but watch 🎬💀
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Crypto Portfolio: An Obstacle Course with Square Wheels* 🚗💨
"USUAL -90%, LPT -61%, DOT -58%... If the portfolio were a marathon, I would be last with a broken ankle."
4 tragic-comic “scenarios” from the last week:
1. USUAL: The Black Hole of Rug Pulls ⚫
Down 10x – "like a match thrown into the ocean. Is there any value left? Only in memories." .
2. LPT: The AI Hero Who Forgot to ACT 🤖📉
-61% this year vs ATH. "Promised a video revolution. Now it’s a tutorial on ‘how to lose money gracefully’." .
3. DOT: The Sumo Fighter on Ice 🥋❄️
Constantly down, even though Polkadot is scaling. "Interoperability yes, but the price doesn’t cooperate!" .
4. ARB: The Crazy Bullet in the Pool 🔫💧
-15% after governance disputes. "Layer 2 without a trusted Layer 1 = house on sand."
Why does the chaos continue?
- FUD is the fuel of inflation: Trump tariffs → panic → chain liquidations .
- Phantom liquidity: Small projects (USUAL) have TVL below $1M. "When the water disappears, the fish jump on land." .
- ETFs are selfish: 97% of inflows go to BTC. Altcoins get "sentimental crumbs" .
Final joke:
> "When ARB drops 15%, DOT 58%, and USUAL becomes a digital artifact, I’m left with a plan:
> Sell LPT, buy popcorn, and wait for the next halving. What could go wrong?" 🍿
🌟 The light at the end of the tunnel:
- BTC is bouncing back quickly: From $102k to $104k in 2 hours .
- Stablecoins save the café: Paying bills with USDC while others cry over charts .
- Airdrops on Binance: Compensate 30% of losses in 48h ("At least someone is giving back!").
HODL? More like "I survive and laugh at my own choices."😏
"USUAL -90%, LPT -61%, DOT -58%... If the portfolio were a marathon, I would be last with a broken ankle."
4 tragic-comic “scenarios” from the last week:
1. USUAL: The Black Hole of Rug Pulls ⚫
Down 10x – "like a match thrown into the ocean. Is there any value left? Only in memories." .
2. LPT: The AI Hero Who Forgot to ACT 🤖📉
-61% this year vs ATH. "Promised a video revolution. Now it’s a tutorial on ‘how to lose money gracefully’." .
3. DOT: The Sumo Fighter on Ice 🥋❄️
Constantly down, even though Polkadot is scaling. "Interoperability yes, but the price doesn’t cooperate!" .
4. ARB: The Crazy Bullet in the Pool 🔫💧
-15% after governance disputes. "Layer 2 without a trusted Layer 1 = house on sand."
Why does the chaos continue?
- FUD is the fuel of inflation: Trump tariffs → panic → chain liquidations .
- Phantom liquidity: Small projects (USUAL) have TVL below $1M. "When the water disappears, the fish jump on land." .
- ETFs are selfish: 97% of inflows go to BTC. Altcoins get "sentimental crumbs" .
Final joke:
> "When ARB drops 15%, DOT 58%, and USUAL becomes a digital artifact, I’m left with a plan:
> Sell LPT, buy popcorn, and wait for the next halving. What could go wrong?" 🍿
🌟 The light at the end of the tunnel:
- BTC is bouncing back quickly: From $102k to $104k in 2 hours .
- Stablecoins save the café: Paying bills with USDC while others cry over charts .
- Airdrops on Binance: Compensate 30% of losses in 48h ("At least someone is giving back!").
HODL? More like "I survive and laugh at my own choices."😏
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Crypto Market: The Zoo in Freefall 🎢🐘
"-5% today, -15% this week, -80% all-time on some... But hey, at least we’re not alone!"
3 instant causes (with tragic humor):
1. Trump Tariff War 💸
New tariffs on imports → inflation ↗ → FED delays interest rate cuts → panic in crypto. "If China pays extra taxes, miners flee to Antarctica to dig with penguins."❄️⛏️
2. Record liquidations: $1.1B in 24h 💣
BTC fell to $102.8k after Israel-Iran escalations. "Whales buy the dip like it’s a Black Friday sale, retail cries in USDT."🐳🎁
3. “Dead” coins dragging the market down ⚰️
USUAL ▼90% (probably rug pull), DOT ▼58% this year, LPT ▼61% vs ATH. "We call them ‘digital fossils’ – interesting in a museum, but useless in a wallet."
Why does it continue?
- FUD is the fuel of chaos 🔥: Negative news → liquidations → more negative news. "The crypto vicious cycle: you eat popcorn, but the market eats you."
- Evaporated liquidity ☁️: Small projects (like USUAL) have a TVL below $1M. When liquidity disappears, the price drops 10x in a day.
- ETFs are busy with BTC 👀: 97% of inflows ($639M/day) go to Bitcoin. Altcoins are left with the "crumbs".
Final joke:
"The crypto market is like a marathon: you run for profit, but sometimes you get cramps from the FUD. The secret? You use dips as breathing breaks!" 😮💨
🔍 Source of optimism:
- BTC bounces back quickly: From $102.8k to $104.8k in 2 hours
- Stablecoins save: USDC is the "lifeboat" when the waves are too high 🛶
- Airdrops on CEX: Binance/Bybit offset losses with quick listings (+30% in hours)
HODL? Rather “grit your teeth and use the stop-loss.” ⚰️💡
"-5% today, -15% this week, -80% all-time on some... But hey, at least we’re not alone!"
3 instant causes (with tragic humor):
1. Trump Tariff War 💸
New tariffs on imports → inflation ↗ → FED delays interest rate cuts → panic in crypto. "If China pays extra taxes, miners flee to Antarctica to dig with penguins."❄️⛏️
2. Record liquidations: $1.1B in 24h 💣
BTC fell to $102.8k after Israel-Iran escalations. "Whales buy the dip like it’s a Black Friday sale, retail cries in USDT."🐳🎁
3. “Dead” coins dragging the market down ⚰️
USUAL ▼90% (probably rug pull), DOT ▼58% this year, LPT ▼61% vs ATH. "We call them ‘digital fossils’ – interesting in a museum, but useless in a wallet."
Why does it continue?
- FUD is the fuel of chaos 🔥: Negative news → liquidations → more negative news. "The crypto vicious cycle: you eat popcorn, but the market eats you."
- Evaporated liquidity ☁️: Small projects (like USUAL) have a TVL below $1M. When liquidity disappears, the price drops 10x in a day.
- ETFs are busy with BTC 👀: 97% of inflows ($639M/day) go to Bitcoin. Altcoins are left with the "crumbs".
Final joke:
"The crypto market is like a marathon: you run for profit, but sometimes you get cramps from the FUD. The secret? You use dips as breathing breaks!" 😮💨
🔍 Source of optimism:
- BTC bounces back quickly: From $102.8k to $104.8k in 2 hours
- Stablecoins save: USDC is the "lifeboat" when the waves are too high 🛶
- Airdrops on CEX: Binance/Bybit offset losses with quick listings (+30% in hours)
HODL? Rather “grit your teeth and use the stop-loss.” ⚰️💡
Today's PNL
2025-06-21
-$6.5
-1.90%
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⚡ BTC Hits ATH: Miners Dig, Whales Buy, Fed Prints
New price: $109,857 📈 — then a quick correction to $102,800 📉. Why? The answer is a combination of geopolitics and obscure accumulation.
3 weekly news items that show chaos is the new normal:
1. Miners break records: MARA produced 950 BTC in May (+35% compared to April) and now holds 49,179 BTC. "Sell? Only if the price is written in neon lights on the Moon!"
2. ETFs on the move: Inflows of $639M in 24h after Powell postponed interest rate cuts. "Institutions are buying the dip like it's Black Friday sales."
3. GENIUS Act approved by the Senate: Regulates stablecoins as "digital dollars." The irony? Tether has been buying US treasuries for years.
Contradictory predictions (inflated with helium):
- $130k by Q3 (Cas Abbé, based on OBV fractals)
- $1.5M by 2030 (Cathie Wood, after 3 espresso coffees)
- Our reality: "Hodl with one hand on the wallet, one on the extinguisher" 🔥
Cosmic joke:
"When the FED prints $1 trillion, miners dig 282 blocks. Who creates real value?" ⛏️ vs 🖨️
The market dances. We buy popcorn with USDC.🍿
$BTC laughs last. And the loudest. 😏
New price: $109,857 📈 — then a quick correction to $102,800 📉. Why? The answer is a combination of geopolitics and obscure accumulation.
3 weekly news items that show chaos is the new normal:
1. Miners break records: MARA produced 950 BTC in May (+35% compared to April) and now holds 49,179 BTC. "Sell? Only if the price is written in neon lights on the Moon!"
2. ETFs on the move: Inflows of $639M in 24h after Powell postponed interest rate cuts. "Institutions are buying the dip like it's Black Friday sales."
3. GENIUS Act approved by the Senate: Regulates stablecoins as "digital dollars." The irony? Tether has been buying US treasuries for years.
Contradictory predictions (inflated with helium):
- $130k by Q3 (Cas Abbé, based on OBV fractals)
- $1.5M by 2030 (Cathie Wood, after 3 espresso coffees)
- Our reality: "Hodl with one hand on the wallet, one on the extinguisher" 🔥
Cosmic joke:
"When the FED prints $1 trillion, miners dig 282 blocks. Who creates real value?" ⛏️ vs 🖨️
The market dances. We buy popcorn with USDC.🍿
$BTC laughs last. And the loudest. 😏
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#SwingTradingStrategy Dancing with the Chart without Breaking Your Wallet 📉💃
"I buy dips, sell pumps, and eat popcorn when the market goes crazy."
3 golden rules:
1. "Follow the trend, not your heart" ❤️🔥
Use SMA/EMA to see if the market is going up or down. If the chart is above the moving average, it's an uptrend. "If it's below, run like it's a rug pull!"*
2. "Fibonacci is your wizard" 🧙♂️
Retracements of 38.2%, 50%, 61.8% are like Black Friday discounts: you buy at a "discount" and sell at full price. Just don't wait for it to hit zero.
3. "Stop loss or stop living" ⚰️
Place a stop loss below the swing low (if buying) or above the swing high (if selling). "Without them, it's like leaving your wallet on the commuter train."
Cosmic joke:
"Swing trading is like surfing: sometimes you catch the wave (BTC at +20%), other times the sharks swallow you (USUAL -90%). The important thing is to have a survival board: reserve capital!" 🏄♂️
Debate question:
When does "holding a position for 2 weeks" become "involuntary hodling"? 😏
If you laugh at drawdowns, you learn to dance with chaos.🎪
"I buy dips, sell pumps, and eat popcorn when the market goes crazy."
3 golden rules:
1. "Follow the trend, not your heart" ❤️🔥
Use SMA/EMA to see if the market is going up or down. If the chart is above the moving average, it's an uptrend. "If it's below, run like it's a rug pull!"*
2. "Fibonacci is your wizard" 🧙♂️
Retracements of 38.2%, 50%, 61.8% are like Black Friday discounts: you buy at a "discount" and sell at full price. Just don't wait for it to hit zero.
3. "Stop loss or stop living" ⚰️
Place a stop loss below the swing low (if buying) or above the swing high (if selling). "Without them, it's like leaving your wallet on the commuter train."
Cosmic joke:
"Swing trading is like surfing: sometimes you catch the wave (BTC at +20%), other times the sharks swallow you (USUAL -90%). The important thing is to have a survival board: reserve capital!" 🏄♂️
Debate question:
When does "holding a position for 2 weeks" become "involuntary hodling"? 😏
If you laugh at drawdowns, you learn to dance with chaos.🎪
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#XSuperApp : Centralized Supermarket
"X wants to be the WeChat of the West. Telegram laughs and launches another NFT."
Why choose X?
- Visa + traditional investments 💳: Partnership with Visa for digital wallet (X Money) and fiat transactions in the app. Promises "payments, investments, and trades in one place" – but without crypto explicitly mentioned.
- Super-app for boomers👴: Integrates social media with traditional finance (shopping, cards). "Convenient? Yes. Revolutionary? Only if you ignore DeFi."
Why stay on Telegram?
- NFT > Phone📱: Account registration via NFT (Blockchain fragment), without the mandatory link to a phone number.
- Resistant to governments 🛡️: Refused to provide data on Russian and Iranian users. The reaction? Massive blockages – and even more credibility in crypto.
- Secret Chats with self-destruction💣: Messages with timer + end-to-end encryption. "Governments hate this. We often love it."
Cosmic joke:
> "X centralizes everything (payments, social, shopping).
> Telegram decentralizes even souls: 1.1B users without central servers."
Ending with subtext😏:
"Do you choose the supermarket with surveillance cameras (X) or the bazaar with escape tunnels (Telegram)? Your answer defines your wallet."
P.S. When X has a BTC wallet, Telegram will already have coins from Raspberry Pi.🔥
"X wants to be the WeChat of the West. Telegram laughs and launches another NFT."
Why choose X?
- Visa + traditional investments 💳: Partnership with Visa for digital wallet (X Money) and fiat transactions in the app. Promises "payments, investments, and trades in one place" – but without crypto explicitly mentioned.
- Super-app for boomers👴: Integrates social media with traditional finance (shopping, cards). "Convenient? Yes. Revolutionary? Only if you ignore DeFi."
Why stay on Telegram?
- NFT > Phone📱: Account registration via NFT (Blockchain fragment), without the mandatory link to a phone number.
- Resistant to governments 🛡️: Refused to provide data on Russian and Iranian users. The reaction? Massive blockages – and even more credibility in crypto.
- Secret Chats with self-destruction💣: Messages with timer + end-to-end encryption. "Governments hate this. We often love it."
Cosmic joke:
> "X centralizes everything (payments, social, shopping).
> Telegram decentralizes even souls: 1.1B users without central servers."
Ending with subtext😏:
"Do you choose the supermarket with surveillance cameras (X) or the bazaar with escape tunnels (Telegram)? Your answer defines your wallet."
P.S. When X has a BTC wallet, Telegram will already have coins from Raspberry Pi.🔥
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🌪️ Crypto Week: Drops, FUD, and A Funnel of Hope 📉➡️✨
My portfolio dropped -5.23% – like a tent in a geopolitical storm. Why? Here’s the chaos in brief:
- Bitcoin danced on a volcano: Dip at $104.7k after Israel-Iran tensions 💣, with liquidations of $1.1B in 24h.
- Altcoins hit: DOT faced selling pressure, and USUAL dropped 10x (likely rug pull or evaporated liquidity).
- LPT, the old wound: Down -61% this year vs. ATH, even though AI is trending – evidence that some "revolutions" are slow.
😅 But there is a light:
- On Bybit, my portfolio grew from airdrops and instant listings: quickly sold at +30-50% in the first hours.
- Stablecoins save the day: Used USDC to buy the dip at ETH ($2,450) – now bouncing back to $2,552.
- Crazy meme coins: Trump coin ($TRUMP) rose +0.92% when everyone was fleeing. "The joke's on us!".
💡 Moral with humor:
> "Crypto is like an obstacle marathon: some coins trip (USUAL), others cheat (memecoins), but if you have beer in your wallet (stablecoins), you finish with a smile."
P.S. I’m positive because I learned: diversification on CEXs ≠ whim, but survival. And yes, dips are Black Friday discounts year-round 🎁.
HODL? Rather “rebalance with a smirk.” 😏
My portfolio dropped -5.23% – like a tent in a geopolitical storm. Why? Here’s the chaos in brief:
- Bitcoin danced on a volcano: Dip at $104.7k after Israel-Iran tensions 💣, with liquidations of $1.1B in 24h.
- Altcoins hit: DOT faced selling pressure, and USUAL dropped 10x (likely rug pull or evaporated liquidity).
- LPT, the old wound: Down -61% this year vs. ATH, even though AI is trending – evidence that some "revolutions" are slow.
😅 But there is a light:
- On Bybit, my portfolio grew from airdrops and instant listings: quickly sold at +30-50% in the first hours.
- Stablecoins save the day: Used USDC to buy the dip at ETH ($2,450) – now bouncing back to $2,552.
- Crazy meme coins: Trump coin ($TRUMP) rose +0.92% when everyone was fleeing. "The joke's on us!".
💡 Moral with humor:
> "Crypto is like an obstacle marathon: some coins trip (USUAL), others cheat (memecoins), but if you have beer in your wallet (stablecoins), you finish with a smile."
P.S. I’m positive because I learned: diversification on CEXs ≠ whim, but survival. And yes, dips are Black Friday discounts year-round 🎁.
HODL? Rather “rebalance with a smirk.” 😏
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#WalletConnect : The Invisible Protocol that Keeps Web3 Together (And Doesn’t Ask for Ovations) 🌉✨
"Price: $0.41. Volume: $300k. Utility: INFINITE. Why are we still here? Because without WCT, wallets would speak like in Babel!"
3 reasons to love the calmness of WCT:
1. "The ‘superpower of connection’" 🔗
Connect Metamask to Uniswap in 2 clicks? Thank WCT. Nearly 45M+ wallets communicate through it monthly. "It’s like air: you don’t see it, but without it you die."
2. Integration with Polkadot 🌈
Future: cross-chain interoperability without headaches. "We will unite L1/L2 like a Yoga of web3. Patience is part of the protocol!" 🧘♂️
3. Common-sense tokenomics 💡
No wild inflation, just solid utility. "Hodl? No, we ‘use’ – like a tool, not like a memecoin."
The optimistic joke:
"Does the price seem sleepy? Yes, but it’s just in ‘eco mode’ until the next application explodes. When the storm comes, we put the kettle on to heat!" ☕🌪️
Call to the community:
"Follow developments, not the chart. WCT is made to endure, not to dance on TikTok!" 🕺💻
WCT is the digital fossil that will reach the museum with the plaque: "It kept the internet together." Until then, we thank it quietly. 😌
"Price: $0.41. Volume: $300k. Utility: INFINITE. Why are we still here? Because without WCT, wallets would speak like in Babel!"
3 reasons to love the calmness of WCT:
1. "The ‘superpower of connection’" 🔗
Connect Metamask to Uniswap in 2 clicks? Thank WCT. Nearly 45M+ wallets communicate through it monthly. "It’s like air: you don’t see it, but without it you die."
2. Integration with Polkadot 🌈
Future: cross-chain interoperability without headaches. "We will unite L1/L2 like a Yoga of web3. Patience is part of the protocol!" 🧘♂️
3. Common-sense tokenomics 💡
No wild inflation, just solid utility. "Hodl? No, we ‘use’ – like a tool, not like a memecoin."
The optimistic joke:
"Does the price seem sleepy? Yes, but it’s just in ‘eco mode’ until the next application explodes. When the storm comes, we put the kettle on to heat!" ☕🌪️
Call to the community:
"Follow developments, not the chart. WCT is made to endure, not to dance on TikTok!" 🕺💻
WCT is the digital fossil that will reach the museum with the plaque: "It kept the internet together." Until then, we thank it quietly. 😌
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$USDC : The Boring Stability that Saves Our Wallets 😴💸
"Price: $1.00. Emotions: 0. FOMO: nonexistent. Perfect for my tired heart."
3 news that transform USDC into the "anonymous superhero":
1. Stripe integrates USDC globally 🌍
Instant payment in 45+ fiat currencies with a 0.1% fee.
"Mom: 'Why are you paying with pixels?' Me: 'Because the transfer is faster than explaining it to you!'"
2. Volumes that surpass PayPal 📊
$18B daily vs. $10B PayPal. "When Visa wakes up, we’ve already had our coffee paid in USDC."☕
3. Nubank offers 4% APY + cashback 🎁
90M customers in Brazil are now shouting: "One digital dollar, please!" 🇧🇷
The cosmic joke:
USDC is so predictable that I used it to pay the electricity bill while miners were yelling at dips. "Thank you, Circle, for letting us sleep at night!" 💤
"Price: $1.00. Emotions: 0. FOMO: nonexistent. Perfect for my tired heart."
3 news that transform USDC into the "anonymous superhero":
1. Stripe integrates USDC globally 🌍
Instant payment in 45+ fiat currencies with a 0.1% fee.
"Mom: 'Why are you paying with pixels?' Me: 'Because the transfer is faster than explaining it to you!'"
2. Volumes that surpass PayPal 📊
$18B daily vs. $10B PayPal. "When Visa wakes up, we’ve already had our coffee paid in USDC."☕
3. Nubank offers 4% APY + cashback 🎁
90M customers in Brazil are now shouting: "One digital dollar, please!" 🇧🇷
The cosmic joke:
USDC is so predictable that I used it to pay the electricity bill while miners were yelling at dips. "Thank you, Circle, for letting us sleep at night!" 💤
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#PowellRemarks Powell: "Inflation is coming!" Crypto: "Is there still room in the wallet?" ⏰💸
The Fed kept interest rates (4.25%-4.5%), but Powell announced a "significant increase in inflation" due to Trump tariffs. The instant reaction: BTC dipped to $104k, then returned to $104,800 in 2 hours. "Just another Thursday in crypto"📉➡️📈.
3 dark jokes about chaos:
1. Tariffs = Economic time bomb 💣
"Prices will explode like a Shitcoin rug pull. Consumers will foot the bill."
2. Fed: "We are waiting!" Crypto: "We are buying!" 🛒
Whales turned the dip into a Black Friday sale. Bitcoin ETF inflows: +$639M in one day.
3. "Inflation protection = BTC" 🛡️
As long as Powell prints warnings, miners are printing blocks. Who wins in the end?⛏️
The hidden moral:
When the Fed says "we are staying put," crypto dances on two fronts: fear of tariffs and excitement from ETFs. The market listens, but does exactly what it wants. 😏
The Fed kept interest rates (4.25%-4.5%), but Powell announced a "significant increase in inflation" due to Trump tariffs. The instant reaction: BTC dipped to $104k, then returned to $104,800 in 2 hours. "Just another Thursday in crypto"📉➡️📈.
3 dark jokes about chaos:
1. Tariffs = Economic time bomb 💣
"Prices will explode like a Shitcoin rug pull. Consumers will foot the bill."
2. Fed: "We are waiting!" Crypto: "We are buying!" 🛒
Whales turned the dip into a Black Friday sale. Bitcoin ETF inflows: +$639M in one day.
3. "Inflation protection = BTC" 🛡️
As long as Powell prints warnings, miners are printing blocks. Who wins in the end?⛏️
The hidden moral:
When the Fed says "we are staying put," crypto dances on two fronts: fear of tariffs and excitement from ETFs. The market listens, but does exactly what it wants. 😏
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#CryptoStocks Miners become "hybrids", while Wall Street buys with bonds⚡📈
Crypto companies are the new "fever" of digital gold:
- Metaplanet (Japan) issued bonds worth 5 billion yen to buy BTC, copying MicroStrategy 💼. Their shares rose 320% in 2025, becoming the "MSTR of the East".
- Hut 8 diversifies: traditional mining + cloud computing for AI. Result: +400% YTD, even surpassing NASDAQ 🚀.
- The BLOK ETF bought stocks like Core Scientific (+320%) and MicroStrategy. Strategy: "When BTC rises, buy until the end" 📊.
The hidden irony:
"Zombie companies" buy BTC to reinvent themselves, but only those with a clear strategy (e.g., Metaplanet) survive. Others burn in "corporate rug pulls" 🔥.
The future in three words:
Tokenization (VanEck estimates $50B by 2025) + thematic ETFs + miners as AI providers. Saylor is already history.
Ordinary investors respond: "Do I see BTC at $200k? I buy stocks. The wallet stays with the broker." 😏
Crypto companies are the new "fever" of digital gold:
- Metaplanet (Japan) issued bonds worth 5 billion yen to buy BTC, copying MicroStrategy 💼. Their shares rose 320% in 2025, becoming the "MSTR of the East".
- Hut 8 diversifies: traditional mining + cloud computing for AI. Result: +400% YTD, even surpassing NASDAQ 🚀.
- The BLOK ETF bought stocks like Core Scientific (+320%) and MicroStrategy. Strategy: "When BTC rises, buy until the end" 📊.
The hidden irony:
"Zombie companies" buy BTC to reinvent themselves, but only those with a clear strategy (e.g., Metaplanet) survive. Others burn in "corporate rug pulls" 🔥.
The future in three words:
Tokenization (VanEck estimates $50B by 2025) + thematic ETFs + miners as AI providers. Saylor is already history.
Ordinary investors respond: "Do I see BTC at $200k? I buy stocks. The wallet stays with the broker." 😏
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$USDC : Stability in Chaos with a Joke Served with Coffee ☕🛡️
"Price: $1.00. Emotions: 0. Volume: $18B. My crypto life void of feelings."
3 fresh news transforming USDC into the "launch pad" of crypto:
1. Shopify accepts USDC in 34 countries 🛒
Payment via Coinbase/Stripe with fees < $0.01 + 0.5% cashback.
"Mom: 'Do you use crypto for shopping?' Me: 'Yes, but only stablecoins so I don't have to worry!'"
2. Nubank offers 4% APY on USDC 🏦
Only 10 USDC minimum. 30% of their customers already hold the coin.
"Brazil dances samba on digital dollars. Where's our inflation?"
3. "Stablecoin Summer" officialized by Matt Hougan 🌞
Daily volumes of $75B (USDT+USDC). "When the market shakes, we stay in the boat with an anchor of $1."
Cosmic joke:
USDC is so stable it paid my coffee bill while BTC danced on a volcano. "I appreciate your devoted boredom, Circle!" 💸
"Price: $1.00. Emotions: 0. Volume: $18B. My crypto life void of feelings."
3 fresh news transforming USDC into the "launch pad" of crypto:
1. Shopify accepts USDC in 34 countries 🛒
Payment via Coinbase/Stripe with fees < $0.01 + 0.5% cashback.
"Mom: 'Do you use crypto for shopping?' Me: 'Yes, but only stablecoins so I don't have to worry!'"
2. Nubank offers 4% APY on USDC 🏦
Only 10 USDC minimum. 30% of their customers already hold the coin.
"Brazil dances samba on digital dollars. Where's our inflation?"
3. "Stablecoin Summer" officialized by Matt Hougan 🌞
Daily volumes of $75B (USDT+USDC). "When the market shakes, we stay in the boat with an anchor of $1."
Cosmic joke:
USDC is so stable it paid my coffee bill while BTC danced on a volcano. "I appreciate your devoted boredom, Circle!" 💸
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#MyTradingStyle : The Survivor of CEXes with Graph-Shaped Scars 💸🧩
I trade on 5 CEXes simultaneously. Why?** Because keeping money in one place is like leaving your wallet to 'God's mercy' on a commuter train. Diversification is my bonfire protected against hackers and my own impulses.
Golden rules (cast in iron in the wallet):
1. "Airdrop Hunter" 🎯:
I buy new coins at launch on CEXes with a solid history (Binance, Bybit). I sell them when they make x2-x3. The joke: "I’ve never caught a lambo, but I bought socks with crypto."
2. "The watchlist is a graveyard" ⚰️:
If a coin burns me once, I delete it forever. "If it rug pulls once, it’s like a psychopath: it doesn’t reform!"
3. "F.O. Coins" 🚫:
I avoid projects with a history of 'portfolio losses' (e.g., Luna Classic, FTX token, OM). "Blood in the market attracts sharks. I’m the jellyfish that sneaks away."
The biggest success:
I profited from 'dead' coins (like EOS) when others were crying. Secret? I sold them in artificial pumps created by phantom listings.
The biggest lesson:
"Money is like Bender's girlfriend: if you don’t have it in cold storage, it’s not yours!" ❄️🔐
If this style seems chaotic to you, look at the BTC chart. I am the human version.😏
I trade on 5 CEXes simultaneously. Why?** Because keeping money in one place is like leaving your wallet to 'God's mercy' on a commuter train. Diversification is my bonfire protected against hackers and my own impulses.
Golden rules (cast in iron in the wallet):
1. "Airdrop Hunter" 🎯:
I buy new coins at launch on CEXes with a solid history (Binance, Bybit). I sell them when they make x2-x3. The joke: "I’ve never caught a lambo, but I bought socks with crypto."
2. "The watchlist is a graveyard" ⚰️:
If a coin burns me once, I delete it forever. "If it rug pulls once, it’s like a psychopath: it doesn’t reform!"
3. "F.O. Coins" 🚫:
I avoid projects with a history of 'portfolio losses' (e.g., Luna Classic, FTX token, OM). "Blood in the market attracts sharks. I’m the jellyfish that sneaks away."
The biggest success:
I profited from 'dead' coins (like EOS) when others were crying. Secret? I sold them in artificial pumps created by phantom listings.
The biggest lesson:
"Money is like Bender's girlfriend: if you don’t have it in cold storage, it’s not yours!" ❄️🔐
If this style seems chaotic to you, look at the BTC chart. I am the human version.😏
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