#CryptoSecurity101 : Survive Thieves with 3 Iron Rules 🔐

"Security in crypto is like guarding a treasure with a dragon: if it falls asleep, you wake up poor."

🛡️ Private Keys

- Hardware wallets (Ledger/Trezor): Costs as much as 3 coffees, but keeps thieves 10 meters away. Without them, your “secret” keys are on the internet like vacation photos.

- Recovery phrases (seed phrase): Write them ON PAPER, not in the cloud. If hackers find them, they’ll take your virtual jeans too.

☠️ Beware of Traps

- Fake links: Sites like “Binance.com” or “Trust-Wallet.org” are like a fisherman’s bait – click it, and your wallet is empty.

- “Free” airdrops: If they ask you to connect your wallet to “receive”, it’s a scam. Nothing is free, except for the pain afterward.

🤖 Other Secret Weapons

- 2FA AUTHENTICATOR (not SMS!): Google Authenticator is the Shield, SMS is toilet paper.

- Check contracts: If you buy Shiba Inu 3.0, use Dextools to see if it’s made by an anon from a garage.

👉 The final joke: What does a hacker say when he sees your seed phrase on Instagram?

"Thanks, bro! I’ll leave you 0.01 ETH for coffee."

⚠️ No paranoia, but stay vigilant: the blockchain is immutable, but your wallet is like a piñata.