🩺 Bitcoin in 2025: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of the Crypto Market 🚨
"BTC dances on a volcano: sometimes it soars to $112k, other times it struggles to hold $100k. And now, everyone is wondering if it’s thermal paper or anti-recession armor."
📉 Technical Dilemma: Head and Shoulders vs. Super-Cycle
- Head-and-Shoulders Bearish: The June breakout suggests a risk of decline to $95.5k – a sign that the “bears” are not on vacation.
- MVRV Indicator: The Z-score of 2.26 shows that BTC is undervalued in the long term. If it repeats the 2017 cycle, the target is $320k by Q4 2025.
💥 Explosive News: Bitcoin Hyper
Launched as an L2 solution for BTC, $HYPER raised $500k in 48 hours! It promises sub-1 second transactions and fees of 0.001% – but is it the “cure” or just another experiment? .
🏛️ Regulators and Trump: The Invisible Army
- GENIUS Act: Regulation of stablecoins in the US and Hong Kong (Stablecoin Bill) could attract institutions like a magnet, driving BTC to $150k.
- Strategic Reserve: 5 US states (including Texas) hold BTC in treasury – a signal that it is becoming “digital gold”.
☠️ Hidden Risk: Corporate FUD
If BTC drops below $90k, 61 companies (holding 3.2% of the supply) could panic sell. Result? A cascade of liquidations.
👉 Final Joke: What does Bitcoin say when you ask it about volatility?
"I’m like your father-in-law: I love you at $112k, I hate you at $95k. Invest with a stop-loss condom!"
⚠️ Warning: Don’t dance on a volcano without a helmet. Even Satoshi doesn’t know what tomorrow will bring.
