President Trump has announced a bold new fiscal policy -- He will now tax his own cryptocurrency: $TRUMP ✨
Because, folks, when you can’t build a wall, you build a wallet!
According to sources (his personal barber's barber), the Trump has decided: “No one has done more for taxes than me. I invented them. I beat them. Now I collect them. That’s a win-win-win like a triple cheeseburger but for freedom.”
Trump Coin holders are not worried. Barbie_pink464476 investor said: I just like the shiny gold logo. And the tweets. Mainly the tweets.
Remember folks: If crypto is the Wild West, Trump Coin is the saloon, the sheriff, and the guy selling snake oil in a red hat.
