California Launches Strategic Meme Reserve (SMR) Because when the economy melts, the memes must flow.
In true West Coast fashion, California has unveiled the Strategic Meme Reserve climate-neutral, emotionally supportive digital vault designed to preserve the state’s most iconic internet culture. Think Fort Knox, but for chaos and serotonie. Hand-rolled Doge memes stored in an air-conditioned yurt A solar-powered display of Wojaks reacting to rent prices.
And, of course, an animated Gavin Newsom dabbing on inflation (minted weekly as NFT)
Governor believes memes are essential infrastructure — like bridges, but with more existential dread.
The SMR will be funded via avocado tax rebates and mandatory vibe checks. Residents will receive emergency meme rations during bear markets, power outages, or Mercury retrograde.
Because in #California when markets crash,
we don’t panic — we post.
