$USDC USDC Be Like “I’m Stable, But My Life Isn’t”

USDC, the king of stability, the straight-A student of the crypto world, is out here doing… absolutely nothing.

BTC’s breaking $99K, ETH’s doing gymnastics, DOGE is barking at the moon — and USDC?

Sitting at $1 like, “Nah, I’m good.”

Seriously, watching USDC/USDT is like watching paint dry on a rainy day. No drama, no surprises — just 1.00, 1.00, 1.00… and occasionally 0.9998 (just to spice things up, right?).

USDC be like:

“While you’re out here chasing 100x, I’m over here chilling with 100% emotional security.”

It’s the coin you hold when your portfolio is on life support. Your DeFi babysitter. Your bear market therapist. Your go-to “I need to stop losing money for five minutes” coin.

But let’s be honest — we all secretly wish USDC would just… go wild one time. Moon to $1.05. Dip to $0.95. Something!

But nope.

Stable.

Predictable.

Boring.

Like that one friend who meal preps, budgets, and actually sleeps 8 hours a night.

Still, when everything else crashes harder than your hopes in a rugpull — you’ll be glad USDC is still there, holding down the $1 fort like a champ.