$BTC BTC Breaks $99K — Altcoin Pairs Filing for Emotional Support

Bitcoin just ripped past $99,000 like it’s late for a moon appointment, leaving altcoin pairs looking like they just got dumped via text.

BTC/USDT: Full green candles, marching to 100K like a boss.

ETH/BTC, SOL/BTC, ADA/BTC: Redder than a lobster at a sun-tanning contest.

It’s the classic story: BTC flies, and the rest of your portfolio starts having a full-on identity crisis. Your SOL/BTC chart looks like it fell down the stairs. DOT/BTC is writing sad poetry. Even meme coins are asking, “What’s the point?”

Crypto Twitter is on fire. TA experts are drawing shapes that look more like abstract art than market analysis: “This is a bullish inverted dragon with wings.” Sure, Dave.

Meanwhile, you’re sitting there whispering, “Maybe altseason will come after consolidation…” while secretly Googling “how to emotionally diversify.”

Don’t worry, fam. You’re not alone.

BTC’s moon mission is on. Alt pairs are hitchhiking. And we’re all just here for the memes.