$BTC Trading BTC Pairs Be Like:

“Sold my ETH/BTC at a loss to buy DOGE/BTC, which I sold for SHIBA/BTC, which I swapped for pain.”

Why trade coin pairs? Because simply losing money in one currency wasn’t spicy enough—I wanted to lose in two at once.

Now I’m fluent in BTC, sadness, and regret.

Me: “This pair looks bullish.”

Market: RKO outta nowhere.

One day I’m 10% up, next day I’m explaining to my grandma why I YOLO’d into PEPE/BTC. She still doesn’t know what Bitcoin is but said, “Sounds like a scam, dear.”

Also me: “Let me just check this chart real quick.”

7 hours later, emotionally attached to a coin called FROG/BTC.

BTC pairs are like relationships: confusing, volatile, and somehow you’re always the one getting dumped.

Moral of the story?

Trade wisely. Or don’t. Either way, memes will comfort you when your bags don’t.