Guys, tonight at 2 AM is destined to be a sleepless night! The Federal Reserve, the world's largest gambling casino, is about to deal the cards, and the three major tricks will soon be revealed.
The old actor of interest rates will definitely continue to play dead.
The probability of interest rate cuts in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%, more thrilling than a roller coaster.
The economic forecast report is the real BOSS, directly determining whether the second half of the year will be about eating lobster or instant noodles.
Powell, this old actor, is 99% likely to perform 'hawkish roars'; the remaining 1% might just include some 'dovish words' as an Easter egg. I suggest everyone prepare their quick-acting heart-saving pills.
Last night the U.S. Senate staged a farce with the (MEME Act), saying that the president cannot issue cryptocurrency. Hilarious! Isn't this just because they are jealous of Trump's 'Understanding King Coin' making a fortune? Those old guys on Capitol Hill have been harvesting retail investors until their hands are sore, and now they're pretending to be innocent?
One day I’ll post about a 'Dementia Coin', and Pelosi will create an 'Insider Trading Coin'. Shouldn’t Congress just be turned into a Binance exchange? Retail investors, hurry up and buy the dip! Once the bill passes, the politicians’ version of Dog Coin will directly become a limited-edition NFT, certified by Congress, and rights protection will definitely break the issue!
Institutional players are secretly maneuvering; yesterday saw a massive capital outflow from the bitcoin spot ETF, with a net outflow of 85.7 million USD, setting a record for nearly a month. Especially: Grayscale fled with 89.9 million USD, and ARKB followed suit with 16.1 million.
And guess what? This morning, bitcoin directly performed 'pulling the onion from the dry land', skyrocketing from 93,400 to 97,800; this operation was more thrilling than bungee jumping! In contrast, ETH, this coward, is still lying below 1900 while bitcoin is about to hit 100,000, just like me after a night of binge-watching.
Ethereum's life-and-death speed: Today Ethereum is doing the Pectra upgrade, claiming to:
The verification account limit has increased from 32 to 2048.
Increasing blob fees to play with deflation.
In my opinion, this is the project’s 'end-of-life care'; they hype the technology to the skies while actually telling retail investors: 'Don't run, fellow countrymen!' Now the price is stuck below 2000, playing dead, while the big players are waiting to harvest once the good news lands!
The war between big players and retail investors, Santiment data reveals the truth: big holders secretly accumulated 81,338 bitcoins, while small investors panicked and sold 290 coins. I'm familiar with this script! It's always: Big players: "Prices dropped? Buy, buy, buy!" Retail investors: "Prices dropped? Sell, sell, sell!" By the time retail investors react, the big players are already off on their yachts for a vacation!
Latest data from the last 12 hours shows: buy orders 350 million > sell orders 221 million, with a net inflow of 129 million, and there is a large order of 56 million near 94,500, clearly indicating that the big players are holding back a big move!
Tonight's survival guide: the current market is like dancing on a knife's edge.
1. Is the Federal Reserve going hawkish? Get ready to witness a waterfall performance.
Unexpected dovishness? It’s not too late to get on board after a pullback.
Remember: only the living have the right to eat chicken! Those analysts shouting 'the bull is coming' might be hiding short positions in their pockets!
Finally, here's a truth of the crypto world: 'The tragedies of retail investors are always similar, but the stories of making money are all different. Look less at K-lines, and more in the mirror; curse the big players less, and learn the tricks more.' Remember to fasten your seatbelts tonight!