#阿布扎比稳定币

The three giants of Abu Dhabi — the sovereign wealth fund ADQ with hundreds of billions, the banking heavyweight FAB, and the wealthy consortium IHC — suddenly exclaimed: "We have oil and gold, why should we let the US dollar stablecoin take the lead?" They quickly pulled out the Dirham stablecoin plan, claiming to create a "Middle Eastern version of Alipay," and even planned to incorporate AI and machine dialogue features, enabling camel caravans to make payments via QR codes. Next door, Tether became anxious: "I said last year that I wanted to issue a Dirham stablecoin!" But they were met with the central bank's regulatory approval from the sheikhs: "Look here, this is officially certified!"

As soon as this was officially announced, UAE residents began using the stablecoin to rent yachts, buy villas on Palm Island, and even a friend from Tanzania used it to purchase cooking oil from Indonesia, with an $8 million property transaction being settled instantly, with fees lower than the descent speed of the Burj Khalifa elevator. Even more astonishingly, the sheikhs had just given Binance $2 billion as a "protection fee" at the beginning of the year, only to turn around and build their own stablecoin ecosystem, perfectly illustrating the saying, "Your exchange is mine, but my stablecoin is still mine."

As the Dirham stablecoin was about to surge with its Gulf brothers, Citibank analysts overnight revised their reports: "The hegemony of the dollar is in danger!" But the sheikhs slapped back with oil revenues: "Our stablecoin reserves can buy half of Wall Street, a drop? Not possible!" The most unfortunate part is that 30% of UAE citizens already hold cryptocurrencies, and now even traffic fines can be paid with stablecoins — this wave is called "using magic to defeat magic, harvesting dollars with stablecoins."

"In the crypto circle, your stablecoin may not be your stablecoin, but the sheikh's oil will always be the sheikh's oil — after all, those who can print money aren't called dad; those who can produce oil are the real father!"