#特朗普税改
This old brother Trump, recently shouting about "the largest tax reform 2.0 in history", wants to cut the corporate tax from 21% to 20%, while at the same time playing the magic trick of "issuing coins with the left hand, imposing tariffs with the right hand" in the crypto space — "Tax cuts are momentarily pleasant, tariffs are a crematorium", causing the retail investors to exclaim it's quite professional.
This tax reform 2.0 hasn't even landed yet, and the Trump family has already launched a Meme coin **$TRUMP**, which surged 15000% in 12 hours, with a market cap skyrocketing to 80 billion, truly a "supernova explosion of a vaporware coin". Retail investors hastily sold off BTC and ETH to bet on it, but the Trump team held 80% of the locked coins, watching the market bleed, and the saying "Meme coins harvest retail investors, Trump is the sickle" has become the new scripture.
What's even more absurd is that just after Trump loosened regulations for the crypto industry, he immediately imposed a 25% tariff on imported steel and aluminum, causing Bitcoin to plummet 7% and Ethereum to be halved by 25%. Before the crypto enthusiasts could even curse, he announced a pause on tariffs, and the coin prices instantly rebounded, "Bull market on tax cuts, bear market on tax increases, horizontal inscription: Trump decides".
Now, the United States has transformed into a "crypto-friendly nation", with Trump shouting about being a "strong country for Bitcoin mining", while stuffing ETH and XRP into the national strategic reserves, and even pardoning dark web veterans. Retail investors are both bottom-fishing and mumbling: **"Is this really Trump's tax reform, or Trump's tax (shuì) on retail investors?"
Summary
- "Tax reform is fake, issuing coins is real, when tariffs sound, gold is worth thousands."
- "Trump's tax reform, high taxes for retail investors, the script of the crypto space is more mind-bending than Hollywood.
The story is purely fictional, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. It is recommended to check Trump's Twitter before bottom-fishing.
