🛐 Trader’s Prayer for April 25, 2025 – Lakilakila Edition

Namo Satoshi Nakamoto, Namo Vitalik Buterin, Namo Elon Musk the Meme Whisperer,

I, humble trader F0, F1, F2… F-infinite,

Stand before the crypto gods today, left hand holding my cold wallet, right hand clinging to my limit orders.

Please bless:

Bitcoin to stand firm like a mountain, no liquidation storm shall shake it,

Altcoins to fly straight like arrows, not tumble like drunken ships,

Gas fees to stay low and kind, not spike like startled cats,

ETFs to vacuum liquidity like whales sipping water, not spitting it back at minnows.

I pray for:

A heart as steadfast as a Bitcoin halving,

Hands as steady as Smart Money entries,

Eyes as sharp as a peak RSI divergence,

A mind as calm as a stablecoin during a storm.

May:

Households hodl cold wallets, communities stack stablecoins,

No one FOMO the top, no one panic-sell the bottom,

Stop-losses be tight, take-profits be sweet,

Wisdom prevail over noise and greed.

Crypto heavens, hear me out:

Keep my wallet red when needed, green when deserved, and black... only in the darkest dreams.

Lakilakila –

Good luck, sharp minds, and stronger vibes – from Asia to Europe to the Americas. 🐘✨

Good night to all Asian traders,

Have an energetic day, American traders,

And enjoy a hearty lunch, European traders.

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