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🛐 Trader’s Prayer for April 25, 2025 – Lakilakila Edition

Namo Satoshi Nakamoto, Namo Vitalik Buterin, Namo Elon Musk the Meme Whisperer,

I, humble trader F0, F1, F2… F-infinite,

Stand before the crypto gods today, left hand holding my cold wallet, right hand clinging to my limit orders.

Please bless:

Bitcoin to stand firm like a mountain, no liquidation storm shall shake it,

Altcoins to fly straight like arrows, not tumble like drunken ships,

Gas fees to stay low and kind, not spike like startled cats,

ETFs to vacuum liquidity like whales sipping water, not spitting it back at minnows.

I pray for:

A heart as steadfast as a Bitcoin halving,

Hands as steady as Smart Money entries,

Eyes as sharp as a peak RSI divergence,

A mind as calm as a stablecoin during a storm.

May:

Households hodl cold wallets, communities stack stablecoins,

No one FOMO the top, no one panic-sell the bottom,

Stop-losses be tight, take-profits be sweet,

Wisdom prevail over noise and greed.

Crypto heavens, hear me out:

Keep my wallet red when needed, green when deserved, and black... only in the darkest dreams.

Lakilakila –

Good luck, sharp minds, and stronger vibes – from Asia to Europe to the Americas. 🐘✨

Good night to all Asian traders,

Have an energetic day, American traders,

And enjoy a hearty lunch, European traders.

#CryptoLife #TradingMindset #BTC #CryptoBlessing #Lakilakila

🕵️‍♂️ The Privacy Coin Comeback – When the Market Wants Stealth Mode | Lakilakila Report

While the spotlight’s on meme coins and ETFs, somewhere in the shadows, privacy coins are creeping back to life.

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🔍 XMR & ZEC: Forgotten ghosts or comeback kings?
• Monero (XMR): Modest weekly gains, but 2.3x spike in trading volume compared to its monthly average.
• Zcash (ZEC): Price action still sleepy, but on-chain wallet activity hints at silent whale accumulation.

Why?

Traders are getting anxious about how much wallet, trading, and even identity data is exposed across Web3.
In uncertain times, privacy coins aren’t just folklore — they’re armor for your assets.

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🧠 Quick Thoughts:
• Monero remains the OG of privacy – battle-tested codebase, low-key but loyal community.
• Zcash isn’t loud, but its zk-SNARK tech is now quietly powering a lot of DeFi innovations.

This isn’t a meme-fueled pump. It’s a quiet movement of capital toward digital self-defense.

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🐘 Laki’s Take:
• Don’t ape when charts are glowing green – wait for small pullbacks before acting.
• Privacy coins = long-term shields, not 100x moonshot plays.

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Lakilakila – May your privacy guard your wallet.
And if you trade stealth coins, remember:
Silence is gold,
But seed phrases are diamonds. 🐘🔐

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#PrivacyCoins #Monero #zcash #CryptoPrivacy #Lakilakila

🐘 Trump vs China: The Mysterious Negotiations – Lakilakila Weekly Review

Over the past three days, the financial markets have been treated to what feels like a rom-com between Washington and Beijing.

Day 1:
Trump: “We are negotiating.”
Beijing: “We haven’t even picked up the phone.”

Day 2:
Trump: “Yes, negotiations are ongoing!”
Beijing: “We kindly request the U.S. to stop… self-negotiating.”

Day 3:
Trump: “The talks are going very well!”
Beijing: emergency press conference: “Nobody is talking to you.”

📈 Impact on the Market:
• Traders FOMO on every Trump tweet.
• Investors open the charts… and then close them to protect their sanity.
• Journalists wonder whether to quote Trump… or quote Beijing’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

🐘 Laki’s Commentary:

“Negotiations” are apparently a state of mind, not a real event.
Maybe Mr. Trump is negotiating… with his own hopes.

Dear traders, remember:
• The chart doesn’t lie.
• Tweets might.
Lakilakila – May your wallet stay as calm as a cold wallet in a storm.
Trade with a clear head, not with flying tweets. 🐘
#TRUMP #TradeWars #MarketDrama #CryptoLife #Lakilakila

🧠 XRP/USDT Analysis – April 25, 2025 – Breakout or Fakeout?

Current Price: $2.2064

24h Volume: 139.95M XRP

24h Range: $2.1634 – $2.2281

🔍 What’s happening:

XRP is hugging the MA7 ($2.15) and just reclaimed MA25 ($2.07) – showing signs of a short-term recovery.

But MA99 ($2.43) remains far above → Mid-term trend still downward.

Slight selling pressure: Sellers 50.85% vs Buyers 49.15% → Not a FOMO zone yet.

In trader speak: "Price is recovering. Sentiment... not so much."

📌 Laki’s Suggested Trade Plan:

Safer buy zone: $2.05 – $2.08 if it retests MA25.

Only consider breakout entries if daily candle closes above $2.24.

Short-term target: $2.35 – $2.42

SL under $2.05 if entering – respect your stops!

⚠️ Laki’s Words of Wisdom:

This isn’t the moment to ape in.

XRP already bounced ~35% from the $1.61 bottom.

If you enter here, do it with a clear mind and a proper plan.

Lakilakila – If you’re on the sidelines, stay patient. If you’re in, stay smart.

No single trade makes your life – but cold wallets can save it. 🐘

#xrp #CryptoAnalysis #tradingplan #RiskManagement #Lakilakila

$BTC BTC Profit-Taking Pressure is Rising – Can Liquidity Handle the Heat?

Yo fam, time-sensitive alpha here:

As $BTC rockets toward the $94K–$95K zone, we’re seeing a sharp spike in profit-taking pressure — realized profit hit $139.9M/hour, a level last seen in Jan 2025 when BTC was near $110K.

Translation? Many are locking in profits while things are still green.

This is a crucial moment to test market liquidity.

If buy-side strength holds and BTC stays above $94K, the rally could continue.

But if the market can’t absorb this pressure, this pump might be nothing more than a “glow-before-dump”, and BTC may revisit lower levels before any solid uptrend resumes.

So, who’s selling?

Where were their entries?

Answers coming in Laki’s next drop.

If you found this valuable, hit that like, drop a comment, and follow for more alpha.
Lakilakila – fortune favors the chill and the patient. 🐘

#BTC #CryptoMarket #ProfitTaking #BitcoinNews #Lakilakila

💫 Lakilakila Morning Prayer: Legal Walls Down – Liquidity Unleashed – Coins About to Fly 💸

Big news, fam: The U.S. just removed legal barriers that once blocked banks from entering crypto. No more red tape – banks can now jump into Web3 without asking for permission. 🏦✨

At the same time, global central banks are prepping rate cuts and QE. That means more money flowing into high-upside assets – and yes, crypto is front row for the liquidity show.

☀️ Laki’s Lucky Blessing Today:

May Bitcoin be showered with banking billions,

May ETH rise like it’s finally the firstborn,

May DOGE remember its memetic destiny,

And may all holders, traders, and degen warriors

Find green candles lighting their path today.

Lakilakila – luck flows where liquidity goes. 🐘💸

#CryptoNews #BTC #Web3 #MacroMoves #Lakilakila

Absolutely, let's channel positive energy across the globe for today's top-performing cryptocurrencies. Here's a concise overview of the standout coins as of April 24, 2025:

🌍 Global Crypto Highlights – April 24, 2025
🚀 Top Gainers

$TRUMP: Surged nearly 80% following an announcement of an exclusive dinner with President Trump for top holders.
ARDR: Experienced a 30% increase, outperforming many major cryptocurrencies.

FTT: Rose by 22%, marking a significant rebound in the market. ​

📈 Market Leaders

Bitcoin (BTC): Holding steady above $92,500, maintaining its position as the market leader. ​

Ethereum (ETH): Trading around $1,770, showing resilience amid market fluctuations.​

XRP: Trading at approximately $2.22, with the upcoming launch of XRP futures by CME Group expected to boost its liquidity. ​

Solana (SOL): Trading at approximately $150.47, reflecting a 2.21% increase over the past 24 hours and a 20.51% gain over the past week. ​

🙏 A Global Wish for Prosperity

To all investors around the world, may your portfolios flourish and your investments yield fruitful returns. Remember to stay informed, manage risks wisely, and invest responsibly.

Lakilakila – may fortune favor your trades.

🌊 SUI Holders, May You Surf the Wave – Not Drown in It

SUI just pumped 20% in 24 hours.
New projects are building. Sentiment is back.
You feel rich already?

Take a breath, my friend.

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🧠 Laki’s Lesson:
• Yes, SUI has momentum.
• Yes, whales are nibbling.
• But volume is drying and retail is late.

This could be the start of something great —
Or just another “green candle trap with nice shoes.”

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🍀 May your bags be heavy with profits, not regret.
If you’re in, trail your stops.
If you’re out, don’t FOMO in at peak hopium.

🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken – ride the tide, but keep your floaties close.

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🏷️ #LakiCrypto #SUİ #AltcoinSeason #TradingWisdom #BinanceSquare

🟢 BTC at $93,000 – Calm or the Eye of the Storm?

Bitcoin is holding above $93K, flirting with levels we haven’t seen since early January.
ETF inflows? ✅
Whale wallets accumulating? ✅
But here’s what Laki sees behind the candles:

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🧠 Macro:
• Interest rates are flat but fragile
• Geopolitical tension is fueling digital gold narrative
• Sovereign wealth funds are quietly stacking BTC

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📊 Technicals:
• Price is consolidating between $91.5K–$94.5K
• Volume down 35% → No conviction in this range
• A break above $95K could trigger momentum buyers
• Drop below $91K = trapdoor risk

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🎯 Laki’s move?
No leverage here.
Just clean spot positions and eyes on the macro.
Let retail chase memes — pros manage risk.

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🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken – hold your gold, but don’t marry the moon.

🏷️ #LakiCrypto #BTC #CryptoMarket #BinanceSquare

The boat has sunk and you still won't let go of the paddle, Bò? I see that dolphin over there wearing a suit, I understand: This is not an ordinary fish... this is a fish from the legendary short fin lineage. PEPE, leaving without saying goodbye... also cannot return 🫠

$BTC $BTC : Holding the Line or Faking the Breakout?

$BTC has been flirting with $93K all day.
Is it accumulation before the breakout — or just another liquidity trap?

The market’s been moving like it’s waiting for one big candle to decide the week.
CPI, ETF flows, whales on the move… something’s coming.

Laki’s Note:
Watch the volume, not the drama.
The real move won’t come with warning. It’ll come with silence — then boom.

$TRUMP $TRUMP : When Memes Shake Markets

The Trump coin isn’t just a meme anymore — it’s a political spectacle in your wallet.
Up 60% in 2 days. Why? A dinner party invite.

But let’s not forget:
You’re not buying dinner. You’re buying volatility.

Laki’s Take:
• Pump fueled by hype = fragile floor
• Smart money rides the news, exits before the crowd
• Don’t become the exit liquidity for someone else’s steak night

If you must play meme wars — manage risk like you’re managing your reputation.
Because both can get wrecked real fast.

#BTCvsMarkets The Market Doesn’t Care About Your HODL Dreams

Everyone’s staring at BTC charts like it’s a horoscope.
Moon boys say “100k by June”, bears scream “back to 70k”.
But here’s the truth:

BTC doesn’t move based on your tweets.
It moves based on liquidity, macro shifts, and who’s left holding the bag.

Laki’s Tip:
• Don’t trade dreams. Trade data.
• Set your stop-loss before your entry.
• And please — don’t buy a breakout because some guy on X said “🚀”.

The market isn’t your friend.
It’s a game of chess — not checkers.
And Laki only plays with clean exits.

#BTCvsMarkets

#DinnerWithTrump Dinner with Trump? Maybe.
But if you don’t take profit tonight, you might be dining with red candles instead.
Meme can moon, but your wallet needs to stay grounded.

Your suggestions:
Only accept USDT through subordinate accounts. Prioritize reputable sellers. Banks do not understand blockchain, they only understand that strange money is a warning.
Trade smartly to ensure a smooth withdrawal.

If ADA drops < $0.675 — hedge fast, or brace for $0.64 pain. If it hits $0.72+, short to lock gains. 📌 100% = full hedge. 30–50% = soft cover. 🎯 Don’t pray. Position wisely. 🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken.

📈 Altcoin Watch: Can XRP Flip ETH in Q3?

XRP has surged 25% in two weeks.
Analysts whisper about $5.50.
Speculators ask:

“Is this the flippening?”

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🧠 Laki’s Angle:

Let’s be clear — XRP and ETH aren’t fighting the same war.
• XRP is a payments protocol with real-world adoption and legal clarity.
• ETH is the infrastructure of smart contracts and DeFi.
Comparing them is like comparing SWIFT to Linux.

📌 But here’s where traders care:
Momentum. Volume. Breakouts.

If XRP keeps gaining institutional traction and an ETF is approved — the market might not care who’s more “fundamental”.

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🎯 Trade the movement, not the meme.
Don’t bag-hold for ideology.

🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken — flip charts, not hope.

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🏷️ #LakiCrypto #xrp #ETH #altcoinseason #BinanceSquare

🐘 TRUMP Coin & the $13 Joke

Last night, a friend texted me:

“I bought TRUMP at $13.10. It's now $12.40. Should I double down?”

Classic move.

You lose $70 in 15 minutes, and suddenly think you're the meme hero destined for a comeback. But here’s the thing:

🚩 Buying a meme coin because it looks funny and the price went up yesterday is not a strategy.

That’s gambling — with better UI.

🧠 Laki’s Lesson

Don’t chase after hype if you don’t understand the token.

Always plan your exit before you enter.

Never invest money you’re not ready to lose — especially in coins named after politicians.

🎯 Real traders manage risk.

Degen traders become Twitter threads.

🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken! Follow Laki for fewer regrets and better exits.

🏷️ #LakiCrypto #TradingTips #TRUMP #MemeCoins #BinanceSquare

📊 TRUMP Coin Market Overview – April 24, 2025

The TRUMP Coin, a meme cryptocurrency associated with former President Donald Trump, has experienced significant volatility recently.​

🔥 Recent Surge

The coin's price surged over 70% following an announcement that the top 220 holders would be invited to a private dinner with Donald Trump. This event is scheduled for May 22 at the Trump National Golf Club, with the top 25 investors also receiving a VIP reception and a special tour. ​

💰 Market Performance

Current Price: Approximately $13.10 USD

24-Hour Trading Volume: Over $4.7 billion USD

Market Cap: Around $2.5 billion USD

Circulating Supply: Approximately 200 million TRUMP tokens ​

⚠️ Considerations

While the recent price increase is notable, potential investors should be aware of the coin's inherent volatility and the speculative nature of meme coins. The association with a political figure adds an additional layer of complexity and risk.​

Note: This analysis is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice.​

🏷️ #LakiCrypto #CryptoNews #TRUMP #MemeCoins #BinanceSquare

📍 Laki’s Morning Digest – April 24, 2025

Good morning, crypto explorers! 🐘✨

Here’s what moved the market while you slept:

🟢 Bitcoin Breaks $94K

BTC has pushed past $94,000 with strong inflows into ETFs. Fidelity alone added over $120M.

🐘 Momentum is back — bulls are showing up again.

🟠 A Meme Coin Surges 60%

A popular meme coin spiked 60% after a major announcement involving its top holders.

🐘 Community power remains a strong driver.

🧱 Coinbase Hiring 130+ in Charlotte

Coinbase is expanding operations in the U.S., hiring more staff and strengthening infrastructure.

🐘 While some sell, others are building for the next wave.

📢 That’s your morning briefing from the trunk!

🪙 The Divine Trunk has spoken!

But your wallet, your call — follow Laki for more calm in crypto chaos.

🏷️ #LakiCrypto #CryptoNews #BTC #CryptoIndia #BinanceSquare