Brothers, last night was another plot of double explosions in long and short positions.
In the past 24 hours, 116,000 retail investors have been uprooted worldwide.
The liquidation amount reached $268 million, with long positions at $140 million and short positions at $128 million.
The most unfortunate guy opened a $3.01 million short position on Bitcoin.
Directly slaughtered by the market's old dogs as if they were pigs.
This market is more thrilling than the anti-prostitution operations in Dongguan.
Still in the club with young models in the morning, and by afternoon, in police custody eating steamed buns!
Last night, the Fed's actions were even more provocative than a technician from Dongguan.
Half an hour after the market opened, they directly released news of a rate cut, effectively reviving a collapsing stock market.
NASDAQ directly surged by 2.74%, and tech stocks like Apple and Tesla are collectively ecstatic.
Looks just like an old man who took Viagra, and the most magical part is that this risk-averse gold is also getting frisky.
$50 just goes up, with prices skyrocketing to $3,350.
This has left those gambling on gold collectively confused.
Is this really a safe haven or a risk?
This wave of market action has left Bitcoin confused, directly collapsing at $93,000, performing a zombie dance.
For an entire night, it lay flat around $93,000, flatter than a morgue.
The fluctuation range isn't even as big as the chest size change of a club hostess.
Technical indicators show RSI in the 40-60 range, looking just like a castrated teddy bear.
Above, $95,000 is pressing down on the crown, while below, $91,600 is propping up the bottom.
In this market, trading contracts is worse than going to Macau for a gamble—at least you'll die with clarity!
Ethereum is even more of a drama queen, bouncing from $1,741 to $1,776 and then crashing back.
The RSI indicator has gone off the rails, on-chain data shows that big players are secretly hiding their mistresses under the bed.
Pretending to be dead on the surface while secretly preparing a big move; I’d say this market is like the love in a Dongguan night scene.
You think she's loyal to you, but she's actually ready to run away with a rich guy at any moment!
And Solana’s on-chain stablecoin market cap hits a new high?
The big player thinks the big players have invented a new kind of sickle!
DOGE, this crazy dog coin, can rise just from Musk passing gas.
Now acting crazy and foolish around $0.25.
The most absurd thing is that the CME wants to launch XRP futures.
This is clearly going to stir up trouble!
However, the most notable yesterday was still Trump's TRUMP.
24-hour explosive growth of 70%, shooting from $9 to $14.
This is definitely not cryptocurrency.
It's a pig-killing game jointly orchestrated by Trump's team and the big players!
The tricks are as obvious as Sima Zhao's intentions.
Data shows that on April 16, a large player sneakily built a position of $5 million.
Then the dog president's team announced, 'The top 220 holders can dine at the White House banquet.'
Pah! Is the White House box lunch that delicious?
Finally, when the news broke, they seized the opportunity to reverse the market with 40 million coins unlocking.
Completely treating good news as a tool for shaking out weak hands.
Brothers, this operation is more exquisite than the VIP service in Dongguan clubs.
First, they paint a big picture for you, then they boil the frog in warm water, and finally, they close the door and release the dogs!
There are new coins unlocking every day, clearly indicating continued harvesting.
Those fantasizing about dining at the White House.
In the end, you can only eat the chives you planted yourself!
Some brothers who want to ask if they can chase in after the big player.
A big player advises: If you haven't set up your position beforehand, going in now is just delivering food.
Yesterday, the Fed and the president started flirting again behind the scenes of the rate cut drama.
Cleveland Fed Chair Harker is an old fox.
Clearly, there's no voting power this year, yet they jump out to say there might be a rate cut in June.
This is really the distinctive political style of Big Beautiful.
Let those without real power come out to take the heat; if something goes wrong, they can shift the blame!
This dog also cooperated well, surprisingly not criticizing the Fed on Thursday.
If you ask me, these two are just the madam and the client in a Dongguan night scene.
Pretending to be unfamiliar on the surface while dividing the spoils clearly behind the scenes!
This president has completely turned into an internet celebrity!
Governing the country? Not a chance! They're running a 'White House live broadcast room.'
Policies are just live-stream scripts, and controversies are the traffic passwords.
The big player thinks that Big Beautiful should just reform directly.
The president acts as a mascot while the AI handles political affairs.
This way, GDP might really double.
After all, the dog president's ability to sell is even stronger than Li Jiaqi!
So brothers, in this world, you must learn the tricks of the big players.
Otherwise, you'll really be laughing while helping the dog trader count money without being cut.
While the profits of retail investors vary, the experiences of losses are remarkably similar.
In terms of tactics, chasing highs and cutting lows; in terms of mentality, complaining about the heavens; in terms of actions, hesitating.
Being cut isn't scary; what's scary is being cut repeatedly and not reflecting on yourself.
This is truly frightening. In the future, complain less and be more grateful.
Develop the habit of making investment plans and continuously refine your inner self.
Over time, you too can become a profitable investor.
In the crypto circle, there aren't that many value investments, only Dongguan-style services.
What you’re paying for is excitement, not love! Treasure it while trading.
Even if you get liquidated, don't jump off a building; the rooftop has long been occupied by big players!
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