Brothers, Powell started preaching again last night:
"Folks, we need to study how other countries make money!"
Back in the 70s when the gold standard collapsed,
Cash is running around like a wild dog!
Now the mess of exchange rates has all been thrown to the Treasury Department.
Haha, this old guy is just short of saying:
"The dollar may go crazy, everyone buckle up!"
The most absurd thing is that he completely avoids the economic outlook.
It's just like a professor suddenly announcing before an exam: 'No key points this time.'
This is making the Wall Street elites scratch their heads.
The dollar? It might be as soft as overcooked noodles in the next year!
Morgan Stanley directly certified: 'The dollar continues to fall, there’s no escaping!' Why?
Because global capital is running away overnight with money boxes.
Yen, Swiss franc, Euro, these 'spare tire currencies' have suddenly become hot items.
Brothers, recently, it's not just the dollar that feels bad; there's also the sad Ma.
A generation of Silicon Valley steelmen are being pressed down by politics.
Musk's official reveal is practically worthy of being filmed as a (Game of Thrones) spin-off!
Back then, he confidently became the 'Minister of Political Corruption Efficiency'.
The result is to flip the table and walk away after 130 days!
The trigger was the wise king throwing out a 'beautiful big bill'.
Promised to cut spending by 2 trillion, but by 2035, the deficit directly skyrocketed to 2.5 trillion?
Musk angrily retorted on the spot: 'This is pure nonsense!'
And the wise king is playing dead skillfully, the two didn't even have a farewell meal.
The resignation procedures are all handled secretly by the younger brothers.
This is a textbook-level operation of workplace conflicts!
In Ma's backyard, the flames are even higher:
Tesla's profits collapsed by 71%, with a market value evaporating by 450 billion!
Shareholders are holding up banners shouting 'Get back to work!'
SpaceX's Starship exploded three times in a row, the Middle Eastern tycoon's 1.2 billion order is directly in jeopardy.
The most ruthless thing is that Ma is opening a 'human bulldozer' in Washington.
He crazily cut 250,000 civil servants, saving 19 billion, but ended up offending all the military and medical bigwigs!
The wise king privately curses: "This guy made me lose dozens of tickets!"
Tech nerds want to reshape the political circle? They ended up being played by the old hands!
But brothers, don't rush! The wise king is waving goodbye on the surface.
In response, he handed him the 'golden key'—'We’ve reserved an advisor position for you~' Why?
Because Musk holds the loudspeaker of public opinion with the X platform, AI technology still relies on him to hold the scene.
The 2028 election is still counting on his 290 million dollar ammunition stockpile!
This breakup drama is more fake than a traffic star.
Recently, the crypto landscape has seen the domestic side cut losses while the big beautiful side devours bloody chips.
The big beautiful political and business world is in chaos, while the crypto world is performing 'Eastern throw, Western catch'.
Bitcoin ETF funds are flowing out, and institutions like BlackRock indeed ran away with over 7,000 coins.
But then he turned around and bought 26,000 ETH for the ETF!
Wall Street directly declared: 'Only children make choices, I want them all!'
Especially MicroStrategy is going crazy!
On one hand, issuing 10% annual 'STRD' permanent bonds to raise money, on the other hand, frantically buying Bitcoin.
Position surpasses 580,000 coins worth 60 billion dollars! This posture seems to be shouting.
"Drop! Keep dropping! I haven't bought enough yet!"
The boldest move is in Ethereum, while the domestic retail investors are smashing ETH during the day.
the price once spiked to 2,468 dollars, but when Americans woke up, they directly switched to harvest mode.
Violently pushed up to 2,620 dollars in 8 hours! On-chain data slaps back:
So, we lost all the chips into Wall Street's pockets?
Look at this comparison: SOL, XRP, ADA, these 'big beautiful favorites' have rebounded weakly.
ETH, however, is as solid as a Nokia phone, with on-chain TVL steadily increasing and a major turnover in the foundation team.
Marketing is in full swing! Some people are still stubbornly shorting with the 'Ethereum is garbage' theory?
This is not just about trading coins; it's clearly sending relief supplies to Wall Street!
To this, the big player just said: You can be pessimistic about Ethereum, but never get off the bus.
Another positive news is that the wise king's team suddenly made a bold move.
Allow 401(k) pensions to buy coins! Retracting the warnings from the Biden era.
And they pulled private equity into the fun. But the employers are collectively shaking like a sieve.
What if the pension disappears? Employee lawsuits could bankrupt the company!
Now in the 9 trillion dollar pension market, the proportion of cryptocurrencies is less than 1%.
Is this even an investment? It's simply a life-and-death struggle for the bosses!
The Senate is even more extreme! This week may rush to vote (GENIUS Act) regulating stablecoins.
The big party bosses are huddled in the conference room bargaining.
Want to play a 'unanimous consent' blitz?
Afraid that retail investors will see through the tricks if the night drags on.
On the other side, Circle (the one that issued USDC) seizes the opportunity to sprint for an IPO.
Valuation skyrocketing to 7.2 billion! This calculation is so loud that even Martians can hear it.
Is this posture trying to take advantage of policy winds to quickly raise money and run?
Brothers who are trading recently must feel: You’re cursing the market while the market is counting money.
Look at this amazing operation by Consensys.
Acquiring Web3Auth to perform surgery on MetaMask! Why?
Because 35% of the clueless users didn't back up their mnemonic phrases and blamed the wallets for being trash.
Now you can log in directly with email or fingerprint, mnemonic phrases? Not a thing!
This is not a technical upgrade; it's clearly a fraud prevention guide for newbies!
In contrast, our domestic retail investors: Cutting losses on ETH during the day while cursing, then at night they watch the K-line and beat their chests.
When you angrily shout in the crypto forum, 'Even dogs don't buy Ethereum!'
BlackRock is quietly swallowing 26,572 ETH;
When you're struggling with 'Where to buy the dip for Bitcoin?'
MicroStrategy's 580,000 Bitcoins are shining in the vault...
Recently, some lousy analysts have been ranting without giving actual guidance.
Haha, this world has always been about cognitive differences crushing informational differences.
If anyone has been following the big player's articles, they would know.
When Ethereum was flat at 1,600, the big player urged everyone to buy the dip.
When Bitcoin was at 85,000, he urged everyone to get on board, and reminded the group multiple times.
Now that the market is up, what guidance do you still want?
Do you really want to get stuck in those dozens or hundreds of points of fluctuation every day?
Big opportunities always come wave after wave, just wait patiently if you miss them.
Just like when you're laughing at Musk's jokes, he’s already pocketed 1.5 billion in subsidies from the Energy Department.
When you mock Ethereum, Wall Street is building up a new fortress with your chips.
There is no savior in the crypto world. Either open your eyes and understand the trend, or obediently be the fuel for the trend.
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