Brothers, this is serious; two heavyweight news pieces might trigger market fluctuations.
First, Circle is going public tonight; the historical replay button will be pressed by a brat.
Circle has already raised 1.1 billion dollars, with a market valuation of 7 billion!
Brothers, do you still remember Coinbase going public in 2021?
At that time, the big cake had just touched sixty-five thousand; as soon as cb went public, the market crashed!
Is history going to rewind this time? The vultures trading new stocks are sharpening their knives.
The funds in the coin circle are about to turn into sugarcane residue!
The second is the PumpFun pre-sale, a water pump for the Solana ecosystem.
A valuation of 5 billion is forced to sell 1 billion in chips; the dog dealer has set the hook.
I hope the leeks sell everything to throw big cakes for bullets!
But brothers, the big crocodile reminds everyone,
The disaster of the market being drained dry by the launch of Chuan Dog Coin in January is still fresh.
This time the double devils knock on the door; the big crocodile's blood extraction speed is probably fiercer than the printing machine of the big beautiful house!
So brothers who are impulsive should take it easy and not act rashly.
The dog dealer has already drawn the sickle, and the big holders are secretly touching the cards.
According to on-chain data, the big holders' chips have doubled to 10.6% in ten days!
Looking back at May 7th when the chip concentration was 15.5%, the big cake rocket launched directly.
But the earlier data from February 21 was 16.9%, resulting in a waterfall washout right away.
Now this growth rate will definitely break 15% in two weeks! What does that mean?
The dealer has either a firecracker or a bomb hidden in their pants, just waiting to ignite!
Now the big beautiful house is also in a complete mess.
Chuan Dog's mess-making has already become a daily routine.
On the Federal Reserve side, Governor Waller is talking nonsense.
He opens his mouth and says, 'Interest rate cuts? Let's wait until inflation backs down!'
This guy is just like a scumbag who tricks people out of their betrothal gifts.
Last year, it was said that interest rates would be cut in June, then changed to July and dragged to September!
The derivatives market is even more intense, betting on next year with a direct drop of 100 basis points.
How bad does the economy have to be for this to happen?
Last night, Chuan Dog suddenly tweeted again to stir things up.
The time is 3 AM, and the content hints at restarting tariffs on the Heavenly Empire.
This guy is addicted to flipping tables; the tariff knife is unbearably thirsty!
The CDS of the big beautiful house skyrocketed to 52 basis points, looser than a punter's belt!
No wonder the SEC suddenly announced that PoS staking doesn’t count as securities!
Brothers, this is definitely the official giving a license to the casino!
Node operations, self-staked, and helping others stake are all legal now.
The gamblers can finally straighten their backs and shout, 'This is serious investment!'
Yesterday there was a big scoop: the New York fortune maker angrily tore into the mayor.
The cause is the mayor wanting to issue big cake bonds for infrastructure.
The auditor slammed the table: 'Using big cakes to build schools? If the building collapses, is it an earthquake or a liquidation?'
The big crocodiles are almost crying with laughter; this scene is like using a toy to build a bridge across the sea.
The excitement is real, and the danger is also extremely real!
Recently, Metaplanet has crazily invested 117 million dollars to hoard 1088 big cakes.
The little devils are more gambling-prone than AV actors, with holdings rushing towards 8888 pieces.
This number is so auspicious it could be used as Mahjong tiles!
Besides Metaplanet, the die-hard fan of the big cake is the President of El Salvador.
Also, Twitter shows an increase of 8 big cakes in a week, 8 pieces!
Sigh, this guy is like someone picking up rotten vegetable leaves at the market.
Even fly legs are meat! The national position has reached 6194 pieces.
Enough for the people of the country to share 0.0001 of a coin!
Let's talk about MicroStrategy; it truly is a human-shaped big cake harvesting machine.
That grandson of Cicero swallowed seven hundred big cakes!
BlackRock has stuffed 660,000 ETFs into the vault, and Fidelity is hoarding 190,000.
Grayscale is selling while cursing; these sons of bitches are hoarding big cakes like gold bars!
The big cake is now in a play-dead phase, but Ethereum seems to be on the verge of taking off.
V God claims he will expand tenfold in a year; come on, buddy, your pie-in-the-sky talk is smoother than a pancake stall auntie!
No wonder ETH really absorbed 320 million dollars last week; brothers, do you think V God’s words can be trusted?
June has just begun, and it's already at the fork between heaven and hell.
The big crocodile's personal opinion: the big cake's rise and fall in June is fifty-fifty, but the level of excitement is comparable to a roller coaster.
Looking back in history, in June 2016, the big cake surged by 27%, better than gaining followers.
In June 2022, the big cake plummeted by 37%, worse than eating dog poop.
Now the RSI is weak, and the MACD is impotent; the technicals look like an emptied old punter!
But Bloomberg says altcoins might take off because of the tariff agreement; is that true?
The big crocodile still thinks there is a lot of hope.
Brothers, when MicroStrategy treats big cakes like potato chips,
When politicians from the pickled cabbage country compete to be the coin circle's bootlickers,
When the Federal Reserve's interest rate cuts become the 'wolf is coming' yellow story,
Either a crash leaves gold all over the ground, or a surge kills stupid donkeys the night before.
The casino never sleeps; living long is the real victory!
In the distance, the neon lights flicker, and the sound of Circle going public is faintly heard.
It feels just like a countdown to betting; the impulsive ones focus on the present.
The calm hunters have long laid out their future plans.
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