#比特币市值排名

In early April, Bitcoin was still playing 'Eagle Catching Chicks' on the global asset list alongside Zuckerberg's Meta and Buffett's Berkshire, with a market capitalization of $1.3 trillion barely squeezing into ninth place, mocked by netizens as 'even Grandma Silver can't outrun it.' As a result, half a month later, Bitcoin suddenly entered 'frenzy mode,' with its market cap soaring to $1.87 trillion, kicking Google and Amazon aside, directly charging into the global top five! Spectators exclaimed, 'What kind of digital gold is this? It's clearly gold Gundam fitted with a rocket booster!'

Did you think that was the end? The market cap K-line of Bitcoin has fluctuated more than a stand-up comedy from the De Yun Society—just on April 7, it plummeted to $74,000, with 450,000 retail investors collectively performing 'The Liquidation Alliance,' and the entire internet lamented 'Bitcoin is miserable.' In the blink of an eye, on April 23, the price jumped to $68,555, with its market cap directly surpassing the sum of two Teslas, leaving Musk silent: 'I bought Bitcoin back then to speculate, now the crypto world is using Bitcoin to speculate on me?'

Over here, Cathie Wood is shouting 'Bitcoin can rise to $3.5 million,' scaring Microsoft into overnight patching for the Windows system: 'Anti-Bitcoin Market Cap Replacement Patch v1.0'; over there, CryptoQuant analysts are waving around data showing 'achieved a market cap of $872 billion,' blowing the whistle: 'The bull market hasn't peaked yet, retail investors please fasten your seatbelts!' The most incredible part is Trump, who, while increasing tariffs to crash the U.S. stock market, stuffed Bitcoin into the 'strategic reserve,' perfectly illustrating what it means to 'go crazy and cut even my own people.'

(I heard that BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF has surpassed the largest silver ETF, suggesting it be renamed 'Metamorphosis of Digital Metals')