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Alpaca, this old guy Trump really dares to cut!

At 2 o'clock last night, the tariff list was revealed, which was more severe than killing a pig.

This old bitch posted poison in the middle of the night on April 2nd,

A wave of "mutual tariffs" was implemented for 185 countries.

Sounds like charity? It's actually robbery!

Korea 34%, Vietnam 46%, Japan 24%, Taiwan 32%,

The worst hit are the Swiss watchmakers, who are hurt by the 31% tariff.

You may not understand the concept just by looking at the numbers, so let me give you an example:

You buy an AJ made in Vietnam, which originally cost 1,000 yuan, but now with the tariff added it becomes 1,460 yuan!

Just asking you if you can afford it? What's even more outrageous is that they started collecting money on April 5th, which is faster than robbing a bank!

And there is something fishy about the exemption list. It is great to have a son.

Canada and Mexico, these two lackeys, have nothing to do with it.

Russia previously threatened to impose a 25-50% tariff, but there has been no response.

The most amazing thing is that key goods such as copper, medicines, and semiconductors are all tax-free.

It is obvious that they want the big beautiful factories to continue to exploit the third world!

Chuanzi doesn't know what's going on in his own country. If he continues to do this to America, it will be the end of it.

In February, the PCE price index rose 2.5% year-on-year.

Core PCE has gone straight to 2.8%. Now with the tariffs,

Prices are going to skyrocket! What’s worse is that unemployment is starting to rise.

The non-farm data in February seems to be declining, and companies are planning to lay off employees.

Comrade Jianguo Chuan wants to beat up his little brothers all over the world one by one. Let me ask you, who is the worst off?

First of all, it goes without saying that our Chinese friends are definitely the ones who are caught in the crossfire.

Although it was not singled out this time, the 34% tariff,

It just made the foreign trade guys cry in the toilet.

The boss of a factory in Guangdong has now changed his business to sell rice noodle rolls overnight.

Orders at Zhejiang Small Commodity City were cut in half.

The most terrible thing is that the cost of mining machines has skyrocketed by 17%.

Bitmain is going to switch to mining sweet potatoes!

Then Vietnam and India became the big enemies.

Vietnam has taken over China's industrial transfer in recent years.

I took a 46% critical hit before I even pulled up my pants.

An electronics factory in Ho Chi Minh City laid off 3,000 people overnight.

The workers marched holding signs that read "Trump, I fuck your ancestors."

India is even more ridiculous. The 26% tariff has directly confused IT outsourcing companies.

Do you charge customs duty for writing code? I bless your ancestors for eighteen generations.

Of course there are also beautiful loyal licking dogs,

Japan, South Korea and Taiwan are now in tears.

The emperor's car factory collectively cursed:

Toyota will increase the price of cars sold in the United States by 20%.

Honda directly announced the suspension of production expansion in North America.

Taiwan Semiconductor seems to have escaped a disaster.

But the 32% tariff caused TSMC's stock price to plummet 8%.

Morris Chang was so angry that he wanted to come back and curse in public.

Not only that, even the European masters who were in collusion with them were stabbed in the back.

German car companies directly greet Trump's ancestors for eighteen generations,

BMW and Mercedes-Benz are going to increase their prices by 15-20% in Da Piaoliang.

Sales people at Porsche 4S stores all switched to delivery jobs.

French wine merchants are in even worse shape. Wine that originally sold for 200 euros now has to pay a 40 euro tariff.

Bordeaux winery owners have begun learning Chinese in preparation for licking the tycoons in China.

The most direct damage is that people’s wallets are about to explode, and prices are rising faster than the price of treasury.

All their food, clothing, shelter and transportation are in jeopardy, no one can escape.

Wear: Nike made in Vietnam increased by 46%, while ZARA made in China increased by 34%.

From now on, I can only wear hand-knitted sweaters made by American aunties.

Food: Mexican avocado prices increased by 30%, Thai rice prices increased by 36%,

Poor people should eat genetically modified corn flakes instead!

Housing: Steel tariffs cause new home costs to soar by 25%, and renters are waiting to be squeezed dry by landlords.

Line: Japanese cars increased in price by 24%, German cars increased by 20%, and used car dealers were laughing like pigs.

In addition to food, clothing, housing and transportation, many people's jobs are in jeopardy.

Walmart announced a 20% cut in imported goods, directly resulting in 30,000 layoffs.

Tesla has suspended the expansion of its Texas factory due to rising prices of parts in China.

The worst hit are Amazon warehouse workers, who are being replaced by robots 50% faster.

When I lose my job, I can only deliver marijuana.

Some people say it’s okay, I still have savings in the bank. Haha, saving money is like seeking death.

The inflation rate is about to break through 3%, but the bank interest rate is only 4.5%.

If you save 100,000 yuan in a year, you will actually lose 900 yuan. You might as well take the money to the casino and gamble.

As soon as the big stick came out last night, the cryptocurrency circle immediately staged a battle royale, and the leeks cried for their parents.

Dabing still likes to ride the roller coaster. Dog Village has reached a new level.

Before Trump's speech, the price of Bitcoin surged to 88,500, and then plummeted to 82,100 as soon as the news came out.

The 7% drop caused the leveraged dogs to collectively go bankrupt. The worst was a fool,

The whale who pledged 71,448 SOL,

The stock price plummeted right after the mortgage was released, and now people are probably queuing on the rooftop.

If this continues, miners will have to turn to begging.

The cost of mining machines in China has increased by 17%, and the electricity bill has increased by 10%. Now it is more difficult to mine Pie in the sky than to mine gold.

Sichuan mine owner Lao Li said: "If I sell my mining machine as scrap metal, can I still get enough money for two hot pot meals?"

Hey! The final winner is still the stablecoin. Now the stablecoin has become a refuge in the cryptocurrency world.

The trading volume of USDT and USDC soared by 5% in one hour, and the leeks were scared to death.

But those who know the business know that this is chronic suicide.

Sooner or later, US dollar inflation will drag down stablecoins as well.

Now that the big cakes are in a state of panic, the copycat sectors can only die collectively.

1.39 billion W tokens were unlocked today, directly dumping 110 million US dollars on the market.

Other altcoins followed the storm and fell, and a stupid project called "Trump Coin" went straight to zero.

Before the founder absconded with the funds, he tweeted: "MAGA!"

Now the big shark will tell you brothers: The mastermind behind the scenes is exposed. What is Trump planning?

First of all, the US government is under a huge debt of 34 trillion yuan, and it cannot even pay the interest.

The money this guy owes now can buy the entire universe, and the light-year interest is 1 trillion!

If Trump's wave of tariffs can really collect 600 billion, at least he can print less money.

Unfortunately, experts say that the actual amount received would be good at 30 billion, which is not even enough to pay a fraction of the interest on the national debt!

Trump's move also seems to be forcing the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates to put out the fire.

The old bitch has a plan: to create economic panic,

Directly force Powell to cut interest rates, thus saving 200 billion in interest.

'Then the stock market and the housing market soared, and in the end the financial sponsors were happy. Isn't that wonderful?

What a pity, old Powell doesn't care about anything.

Straight to the point: "The economy is doing well, why bother lowering prices!"

Chuanzi: I, fuck *******

Chuanzi is indeed the world's number one troublemaker.

Give red envelopes to the beautiful manufacturing states (semiconductors exempted),

Feeding shit to farmers (soybean exports were countered),

I don't understand this self-harming Seven Injury Fist.

I wonder if you brothers understand?

This will hurt Apple in China, hurt Tesla in Japan and South Korea, and hurt Boeing in Europe.

Currently, 70% of the US stock market is played by retail investors. If the market falls further, Trump’s core base will turn against him.

This is like burning down your house just to beat up your neighbor - pure idiocy.

Below, the big sharks boldly predict the trend in the next three months.

First, the global anti-North Korea campaign will definitely begin in early May. We can’t just take the crap out of North Korea, we have to fight back.
The EU wants to impose a 50% tariff on Harley-Davidson motorcycles, China stops buying U.S. debt again, and Japan continues to sell dollars.

If the U.S. stock market drops another 10% by then, Bitcoin might even break 70,000.

If the Fed holds firm in June and Powell insists on not cutting interest rates, the US Treasury yield may exceed 5% and the mortgage rate may reach 8%. By then, the mortgage holders will collectively stop paying their mortgages, which will be more stimulating than in 2008.

There was a major reshuffle in the cryptocurrency world in July. The price of mining machines dropped to 60,000, and small exchanges ran away. However, there are opportunities in black swans. If the price drops to 65,000, buy at the bottom. Doubling your money by the end of the year is not a dream.

Trump will go to jail in August, and the New York court is preparing a big move. When this tariff farce is over, the old man will be sent to jail to work on a sewing machine. By then, the market may even rise in celebration - this world is so magical, hahahaha, it's fun to imagine it!

Okay, that’s all for today’s interpretation. This drama is rare to see in a century. Let’s move our stools and buy a bag of melon seeds. Remember: when others panic, you panic even more; when others are greedy, you wet the bed; don’t pretend to be cool, cash is always king.

If possible, save enough for half a year's living expenses, don't listen to those nonsense about "buying at the bottom", and remember: whoever survives a bear market is a winner. If you have nothing to do, learn a skill to avoid unemployment, such as programming, electrician, hair loss transplantation, etc. These are industries that Trump cannot destroy, so hurry up and learn them, you may need them in the future.

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