"Pi Network vs Bitcoin – Dreams vs Reality" (Funny Story)
Characters:
Raheel – A hopeful Pi Network miner
Farhan – An early Bitcoin investor
Raheel and Farhan were sitting at a roadside tea stall. Behind the tea vendor, there was a sign that said, "No Credit, Only Cash!"
Raheel’s Big Dreams
Raheel excitedly pulled out his phone and said:
"Farhan bhai, I’m mining Pi every day! As soon as the mainnet launches, I’m buying a Lamborghini!"
Farhan smirked and checked the Bitcoin price on his brand-new iPhone.
"Brother, I bought Bitcoin in 2013 when 1 BTC was just $100. Now look at it—millions!"
Raheel laughed and said:
"Just wait for Pi’s mainnet launch! I’ll park my Lamborghini next to your car!"
Reality Hits Hard
A few years later… Raheel and Farhan were sitting at the same tea stall.
Farhan: "So, bro, did you buy your Lamborghini, or are you still dreaming?"
Raheel sighed, pulled out his phone, opened his Pi Wallet, and shook his head.
"Bro, the mainnet launched… but I still can’t even buy a cup of tea with Pi!"
The tea vendor, who had been listening, laughed and said:
"Brother, forget Pi, even Bitcoin doesn’t work here. Only cash!"
Raheel put his phone away in disappointment and said:
"Alright, bro… you pay for the tea today. I’ll return it in Pi… someday."
Farhan burst into laughter and said:
"Sure! Just wait for the ‘real’ mainnet to launch first!"
Moral of the Story:
Bitcoin made people rich, while Pi Network miners are still waiting for "just a little more patience!"
