youjeen
--
And again it's me, who will bring you a bit of humor and a smile to your face)
An investor calls his broker:
* "How are my stocks doing?"
* The broker replies: "They are plummeting down at an incredible speed!"
* Investor: "Great! That means I will have time to sell them before they hit rock bottom.
$ETH
* Two crypto investors meet:
* How are you doing?
* Great! I finally learned how to lose money wisely.
$DOGE
* Two investors are sitting, one says to the other:
* You know, I thought that investing is like marriage.
* Why is that?
* Well, first you invest all your money, and then you hope everything will be fine.
$USDC
Don't forget to support me with a like and a subscription) Thank you all in advance.
An investor calls his broker:
* "How are my stocks doing?"
* The broker replies: "They are plummeting down at an incredible speed!"
* Investor: "Great! That means I will have time to sell them before they hit rock bottom.
$ETH
* Two crypto investors meet:
* How are you doing?
* Great! I finally learned how to lose money wisely.
$DOGE
* Two investors are sitting, one says to the other:
* You know, I thought that investing is like marriage.
* Why is that?
* Well, first you invest all your money, and then you hope everything will be fine.
$USDC
Don't forget to support me with a like and a subscription) Thank you all in advance.
Disclaimer: Includes third-party opinions. No financial advice. May include sponsored content. See T&Cs.
0
0